Dylan Staley
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Dylan Staley
@dstaley.com
I'm a terrible artist, but an excellent thief. 🏳️‍🌈

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still can’t bring myself to delete this one
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Am 5’10”, can confirm. It also only happens when you’re in a rush or frustrated. It also applies to drawers!
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
me when I’m seeing the results of my hard work: fuck yeah this rules

me when nothing I own fits and nothing I buy fits correctly: what the fuck
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
with quads like that you’ve got to have some good pants recommendations 😭 everything I buy feels like it’s built for people who’ve never squatted before
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
🎉🎉🎉🎉
October 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🤟love it!
October 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Are these both Turbopack build times?
October 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
they really said happy locktober!
October 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
also true
September 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
oh Kupo is absolutely a fan of sleeping on the nice things
September 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM