Dylan Staley
@dstaley.com
still can’t bring myself to delete this one
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
still can’t bring myself to delete this one
If Interstate 394 exit 8B has a million haters, then I'm one of them. If Interstate 394 exit 8B has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE. If Interstate 394 exit 8B has no haters, that means I'm dead.
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If Interstate 394 exit 8B has a million haters, then I'm one of them. If Interstate 394 exit 8B has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE. If Interstate 394 exit 8B has no haters, that means I'm dead.
steve jobs, grave, rolling, etc.
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
steve jobs, grave, rolling, etc.
The Oreo ice cream from Sebastian Joe's is like a Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzard with the ~ perfect ~ amount of Oreo.
October 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Oreo ice cream from Sebastian Joe's is like a Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzard with the ~ perfect ~ amount of Oreo.
oh Kupo is absolutely a fan of sleeping on the nice things
September 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
oh Kupo is absolutely a fan of sleeping on the nice things
Expensive couch? No.
Fancy rug? Absolutely not.
Nice chair? Not a chance.
Opulent dog bed designed by a mattress company? Hell no.
Wholesale beach towel haphazardly thrown on the floor, cleanliness status unknown? Yes, of course.
Fancy rug? Absolutely not.
Nice chair? Not a chance.
Opulent dog bed designed by a mattress company? Hell no.
Wholesale beach towel haphazardly thrown on the floor, cleanliness status unknown? Yes, of course.
September 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Expensive couch? No.
Fancy rug? Absolutely not.
Nice chair? Not a chance.
Opulent dog bed designed by a mattress company? Hell no.
Wholesale beach towel haphazardly thrown on the floor, cleanliness status unknown? Yes, of course.
Fancy rug? Absolutely not.
Nice chair? Not a chance.
Opulent dog bed designed by a mattress company? Hell no.
Wholesale beach towel haphazardly thrown on the floor, cleanliness status unknown? Yes, of course.
The grass seed I planted last weekend has started coming in! Sadly just one area out of the three I seeded, so hopefully the others come in too. I think this area gets a little more sunlight so that could explain it.
September 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The grass seed I planted last weekend has started coming in! Sadly just one area out of the three I seeded, so hopefully the others come in too. I think this area gets a little more sunlight so that could explain it.
easily the best change in iOS 26 is the improved home view for Apple Music in CarPlay
September 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
easily the best change in iOS 26 is the improved home view for Apple Music in CarPlay
hit my body weight on RDLs! So now that's squat (both barbell and hack) and deadlift (both trap bar and Romanian) that I've lifted my body weight.
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
hit my body weight on RDLs! So now that's squat (both barbell and hack) and deadlift (both trap bar and Romanian) that I've lifted my body weight.
the latest iOS 26 annoyance: the keyboard has a different appearance based on whether the app has been compiled to support iOS 26 or not
September 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
the latest iOS 26 annoyance: the keyboard has a different appearance based on whether the app has been compiled to support iOS 26 or not
The sudden pop in of the “glass” border around icons on iOS 26 is going to annoy the hell out of me.
September 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The sudden pop in of the “glass” border around icons on iOS 26 is going to annoy the hell out of me.
Have I unpacked my 6+ boxes of books from the move? No.
Would I have anywhere to put the books even if I did? Also no.
Did I buy four more books so I could have hardcover copies of some of my favorite Brandon Sanderson books? Well…
Would I have anywhere to put the books even if I did? Also no.
Did I buy four more books so I could have hardcover copies of some of my favorite Brandon Sanderson books? Well…
September 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Have I unpacked my 6+ boxes of books from the move? No.
Would I have anywhere to put the books even if I did? Also no.
Did I buy four more books so I could have hardcover copies of some of my favorite Brandon Sanderson books? Well…
Would I have anywhere to put the books even if I did? Also no.
Did I buy four more books so I could have hardcover copies of some of my favorite Brandon Sanderson books? Well…
Jpeg doesn’t really care, but Kupo has a strong prey drive.
August 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Jpeg doesn’t really care, but Kupo has a strong prey drive.
Was unable to procure the services of the local foxes in my area to discourage rabbits from hanging out in my yard, so I had to purchase the next best thing.
August 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Was unable to procure the services of the local foxes in my area to discourage rabbits from hanging out in my yard, so I had to purchase the next best thing.
Absolutely in love with my new library card!
August 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Absolutely in love with my new library card!
my belongings have finally arrived in Minneapolis!
The first thing I unpacked was my Philips Hue setup because I simply could not deal with these full brightness 2700K lights any longer.
The first thing I unpacked was my Philips Hue setup because I simply could not deal with these full brightness 2700K lights any longer.
August 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
my belongings have finally arrived in Minneapolis!
The first thing I unpacked was my Philips Hue setup because I simply could not deal with these full brightness 2700K lights any longer.
The first thing I unpacked was my Philips Hue setup because I simply could not deal with these full brightness 2700K lights any longer.
the previous tenant at my place was clearly Going Through It™ when hanging this shelf
July 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
the previous tenant at my place was clearly Going Through It™ when hanging this shelf
the entire point of buying moving boxes from a single source is consistent sizing for stacking 🤦♂️
July 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the entire point of buying moving boxes from a single source is consistent sizing for stacking 🤦♂️
