Daniel Simeone
@dsimeone.bsky.social
West Broadway, Winnipeg. For bikes, transit, and livable urban planning. Wrangles data for a living. Wrangles my children when I’m not.
Thanks for a thought-provoking performance last night.
-The Guy Front Row far house left
-The Guy Front Row far house left
Two shows for A NUMBER today in Winnipeg, and closing PANDORA in Ontario. It’s been a big November. Lots of feels.
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Thanks for a thought-provoking performance last night.
-The Guy Front Row far house left
-The Guy Front Row far house left
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Two shows for A NUMBER today in Winnipeg, and closing PANDORA in Ontario. It’s been a big November. Lots of feels.
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Two shows for A NUMBER today in Winnipeg, and closing PANDORA in Ontario. It’s been a big November. Lots of feels.
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It’s time to rethink slip lanes
While slip lanes facilitate vehicle movement, they have a significant impact on the safety and comfort of pedestrians. Though the City of Toronto has been proactive in removing or modifying slip lanes, there is still much more work to do.
While slip lanes facilitate vehicle movement, they have a significant impact on the safety and comfort of pedestrians. Though the City of Toronto has been proactive in removing or modifying slip lanes, there is still much more work to do.
It’s time to rethink slip lanes
While slip lanes facilitate vehicle movement, they have a significant impact on the safety and comfort of pedestrians. Though the City of Toronto has been proactive in removing or modifying slip lanes, there is still much more work to do.
seanmarshall.ca
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It’s time to rethink slip lanes
While slip lanes facilitate vehicle movement, they have a significant impact on the safety and comfort of pedestrians. Though the City of Toronto has been proactive in removing or modifying slip lanes, there is still much more work to do.
While slip lanes facilitate vehicle movement, they have a significant impact on the safety and comfort of pedestrians. Though the City of Toronto has been proactive in removing or modifying slip lanes, there is still much more work to do.
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Tax historian here on why the IEEPA does not permit the president to impose a whole new tariff regime.
A 🧵 with guinea pigs, no. 14 sugar, and secondhand rope. Canadian illustrations
#cdnhist #tariffs
I'm responding to this: Katyal for biz, Sauer for Trump www.supremecourt.gov/oral_argumen...
A 🧵 with guinea pigs, no. 14 sugar, and secondhand rope. Canadian illustrations
#cdnhist #tariffs
I'm responding to this: Katyal for biz, Sauer for Trump www.supremecourt.gov/oral_argumen...
www.supremecourt.gov
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Tax historian here on why the IEEPA does not permit the president to impose a whole new tariff regime.
A 🧵 with guinea pigs, no. 14 sugar, and secondhand rope. Canadian illustrations
#cdnhist #tariffs
I'm responding to this: Katyal for biz, Sauer for Trump www.supremecourt.gov/oral_argumen...
A 🧵 with guinea pigs, no. 14 sugar, and secondhand rope. Canadian illustrations
#cdnhist #tariffs
I'm responding to this: Katyal for biz, Sauer for Trump www.supremecourt.gov/oral_argumen...
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I think #Winnipeggers have had enough of the nonsense of vulnerable road users face every day because of how our streets are designed and a justice system that turns the eye at people behind the wheel. #Winnipeg www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Winnipeggers rally at intersection where boy was hit by car while crossing street on bike | CBC News
The City of Winnipeg says is implementing changes after a child was hit by a car while riding a bike in the south Osborne area.
www.cbc.ca
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I think #Winnipeggers have had enough of the nonsense of vulnerable road users face every day because of how our streets are designed and a justice system that turns the eye at people behind the wheel. #Winnipeg www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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This afternoon!
This shouldn’t happen. We don’t have to accept it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This afternoon!
I find knots difficult.
It took me six months to reliably tie the belt on my martial arts gi.
My 6yo doing judo? Saw it once and can do it well already.
And his incredulity at my difficulty is SO FUNNY. He can’t imagine it being hard.
At least he doesn’t ask me for help with origami anymore.
It took me six months to reliably tie the belt on my martial arts gi.
My 6yo doing judo? Saw it once and can do it well already.
And his incredulity at my difficulty is SO FUNNY. He can’t imagine it being hard.
At least he doesn’t ask me for help with origami anymore.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I find knots difficult.
It took me six months to reliably tie the belt on my martial arts gi.
My 6yo doing judo? Saw it once and can do it well already.
And his incredulity at my difficulty is SO FUNNY. He can’t imagine it being hard.
At least he doesn’t ask me for help with origami anymore.
It took me six months to reliably tie the belt on my martial arts gi.
My 6yo doing judo? Saw it once and can do it well already.
And his incredulity at my difficulty is SO FUNNY. He can’t imagine it being hard.
At least he doesn’t ask me for help with origami anymore.
Or, hear me out, the 40 should be supported by 300 Orange Julep balls, all functional. It is about as sensible as this.
Des idées de grandeur pour l’autoroute Métropolitaine lp.ca/72g3i0?shari...
Des idées de grandeur pour l’autoroute Métropolitaine lp.ca/72g3i0?shari...
Réfection majeure à venir | Des idées de grandeur pour l’autoroute Métropolitaine
Une firme d’architectes propose de profiter de la réfection de l’autoroute Métropolitaine pour mener un ambitieux projet. Québec ayant renoncé à enterrer les voies rapides, le cabinet propose au contr...
lp.ca
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Or, hear me out, the 40 should be supported by 300 Orange Julep balls, all functional. It is about as sensible as this.
Des idées de grandeur pour l’autoroute Métropolitaine lp.ca/72g3i0?shari...
Des idées de grandeur pour l’autoroute Métropolitaine lp.ca/72g3i0?shari...
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Thanks to this bussin new #rstats 📦 by @hadley.nz,
you can now yeet rows and vibe_check columns in your data frames, no cap
hadley.github.io/genzplyr/
you can now yeet rows and vibe_check columns in your data frames, no cap
hadley.github.io/genzplyr/
dplyr but make it bussin fr fr no cap
`genzplyr` is an alternative syntax for `dplyr` that replaces boring old function names with GenZ slang. Your data wrangling is about to hit different.
hadley.github.io
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Thanks to this bussin new #rstats 📦 by @hadley.nz,
you can now yeet rows and vibe_check columns in your data frames, no cap
hadley.github.io/genzplyr/
you can now yeet rows and vibe_check columns in your data frames, no cap
hadley.github.io/genzplyr/
You mean, like Canadians do?
It’s 20 degrees out. Could you set the oven to 350?
(C and F)
It’s 20 degrees out. Could you set the oven to 350?
(C and F)
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You mean, like Canadians do?
It’s 20 degrees out. Could you set the oven to 350?
(C and F)
It’s 20 degrees out. Could you set the oven to 350?
(C and F)
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![Comic. PERSON 1 with white hat: How tall are you? PERSON 2: 5ft 24cm [caption] When switching to metric, make the process easier by doing it in steps.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifptvo6h6kdpf75j3i443ospzumiii7a3pblah2urjrawmyymh3ga@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The surgeon who reconnected my collarbone said that there’d be an event at some point which would make me really certain that the healing is done.
Well, an épée (fencing sword) broke on me last night, exactly on my metal plate, and it was no big deal. Healed!
Well, an épée (fencing sword) broke on me last night, exactly on my metal plate, and it was no big deal. Healed!
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The surgeon who reconnected my collarbone said that there’d be an event at some point which would make me really certain that the healing is done.
Well, an épée (fencing sword) broke on me last night, exactly on my metal plate, and it was no big deal. Healed!
Well, an épée (fencing sword) broke on me last night, exactly on my metal plate, and it was no big deal. Healed!
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Wait, what?!?! How much ?!?!
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Wait, what?!?! How much ?!?!
8yo: how does baseball work?
Me: starts explaining basic rules
Him: oh, just like soccer-baseball from gym class
I guess no DH in soccer-baseball…
Me: starts explaining basic rules
Him: oh, just like soccer-baseball from gym class
I guess no DH in soccer-baseball…
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
8yo: how does baseball work?
Me: starts explaining basic rules
Him: oh, just like soccer-baseball from gym class
I guess no DH in soccer-baseball…
Me: starts explaining basic rules
Him: oh, just like soccer-baseball from gym class
I guess no DH in soccer-baseball…
Costume of the night goes to the kids in traditional Korean noble outfits.
All those Korean period costume dramas I watched on Netflix paid off.
All those Korean period costume dramas I watched on Netflix paid off.
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Costume of the night goes to the kids in traditional Korean noble outfits.
All those Korean period costume dramas I watched on Netflix paid off.
All those Korean period costume dramas I watched on Netflix paid off.
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Trustees are calling on Winnipeg City Council to redesign 30 km/h school zones to better protect everyone who lives, learns and works in their wards — and they want a say in an infrastructure makeover #mbed #wfp www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
Trustees want say in Winnipeg school zone redesign
Trustees are calling on Winnipeg City Council to redesign 30 km/h school zones to better protect everyone who lives, learns and works in their wards — and they want a say in an infrastructure makeover...
www.winnipegfreepress.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Trustees are calling on Winnipeg City Council to redesign 30 km/h school zones to better protect everyone who lives, learns and works in their wards — and they want a say in an infrastructure makeover #mbed #wfp www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
This US government shutdown is delaying me getting my 12th birthday present.
(As to why my grandmother gave a 12-year-old a 30-year US savings bond…..no answer for that one. )
(As to why my grandmother gave a 12-year-old a 30-year US savings bond…..no answer for that one. )
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This US government shutdown is delaying me getting my 12th birthday present.
(As to why my grandmother gave a 12-year-old a 30-year US savings bond…..no answer for that one. )
(As to why my grandmother gave a 12-year-old a 30-year US savings bond…..no answer for that one. )
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Putting two years of martial arts training to good work: tripping over a 7yo at soccer and instead of falling on him, I launch into a roll and do decent ukemi.
Honestly, this use case is far more likely than ever getting into a fight.
Honestly, this use case is far more likely than ever getting into a fight.
October 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Putting two years of martial arts training to good work: tripping over a 7yo at soccer and instead of falling on him, I launch into a roll and do decent ukemi.
Honestly, this use case is far more likely than ever getting into a fight.
Honestly, this use case is far more likely than ever getting into a fight.
I take you all are enjoying the baseball game between the Dominican Republic and Japan?
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I take you all are enjoying the baseball game between the Dominican Republic and Japan?
Nah, watching the Rocky Horror Picture show at the Park theatre w my 77 year old dad beats both hockey and baseball.
You should be watching the Winnipeg Jets.
October 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Nah, watching the Rocky Horror Picture show at the Park theatre w my 77 year old dad beats both hockey and baseball.
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The Ford Government Has A Special Message For Ontario Renters
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Apparently Toronto has given up on the Canada flag. That tracks.
It's almost time for the #WorldSeries to begin. Where will you be watching?
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Apparently Toronto has given up on the Canada flag. That tracks.
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Turns out the real political spectrum is just how people feel about free parking 😂
Tag yourself!
Tag yourself!
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Turns out the real political spectrum is just how people feel about free parking 😂
Tag yourself!
Tag yourself!