Alex
drystone99.bsky.social
Alex
@drystone99.bsky.social
Trans woman, elder millennial, federal employee, world traveler.

She/her
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November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Grindr is one of the queer stages of grief.
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Can we have trip-hop come back as a genre please?
October 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
They will look up and shout “True trans women HAVE to get bottom surgery!”...and I'll look down and whisper “No.”
September 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The online shopping algorithm has gotten confused by all my trans nonsense and is now offering to sell me chest binders. Thanks for trying! But not quite!
June 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My theory? Harvard rejected this clown a billion years ago and he’s held a pathetic grudge ever since.
May 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Ugh, my sister wants me to visit her in Florida, aka No Trans Land
May 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ya’ll Cis people don’t know what you’re missing. Why go through puberty just once when you can do it twice?
May 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Training hard for a half marathon, so the nail polish on my toes looks like shit.
April 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Aargh, I think I am having an allergic reaction to my mascara. This never happened before; does mascara go bad?
April 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Indian food is so rad.
April 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hey, by the way, how come I don't see any scar from the bullet wound?
April 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Wake up babe, plaid frog just dropped.

mossandfog.com/scientists-d...
Scientists Discover Incredibly Rare Plaid Poison Dart Frog in Suriname | Moss and Fog
These exceptional frogs were unknown to science until now. Wow.
mossandfog.com
April 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility 2025.

It's going to get better
March 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Resist always.
March 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Every email I get from HR@opm.gov is increasingly baffling.
February 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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INVENTOR OF THE CAR HORN: and this will make people better drivers
February 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
lol
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Just saying…
February 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I must say, Gen Z tech bro fascists were an unexpected foe.
February 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM