if your famous tv show ends terribly and your shot at the MCU is a notorious bomb you eventually reach a state where you’re doing cinemasins about twenty year old movies to reporters

graphics

naoki urasawa: the man that cannot stick the landing on a series imo. which is wild because other than that i’d maybe put him top of the list. just so devourable

finally getting caught up on the bear. I think it introduces through John Mulaney one of the most powerful guy concepts of all time - "man obsessed with his wife's extended family". he's going to the damn wedding of someone he is fully not related to in any aspect WITHOUT HIS WIFE.

wondering if there will be a conscious attempt to do a copycat Hollow Knight Silksong release cycle after this given the hype.

like if you’re America’s Next Top Indie, could you consciously announce a sequel, take a five year vacation offline, and then return to a frothing mass in the same way?

peacemaker season 2 making me a liiiiiiiittle concerned that the best thing about season 1 was “i was drunk”

gone off that shit that makes me mistake my wife for a hat

eventual openai postmortem from
a marketing perspective is gonna be interesting. they’re visibly plateauing but clearly felt the need to saturate the gap between “4” and “5” with enough inscrutable incremental boosts/niches, then wiping out that whole release library in one shot for the new flagship

ate an old banana that had been in a hot car long enough to be noticeably warm #hotbanana

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

Here’s the thing about that new speaker guy. If anyone you don’t know really well, as in “close personal friends” or above, tells you that they never watch porn, that person 100% watches some kind of depraved super porn. Like the kind of porn Germans would be confused and upset by.

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GOT HIS ASS.

@seventyfour.bsky.social this is bluesky bitch we clown in this motherfucker better take your sensitive ass back to Toontown Corporate Clash

the first time my friend did mushrooms he started apologizing profusely an hour in bc he felt so good that he thought he must have jerked off in front of everyone

jordan peterson telling a worm puppet to go to hell. he despises slimey the worm with every fiber of his being

just setting up my twttr