In two hours I will know if Jollof Tteokbokki is genius or an international incident.

I think someone managed to get a cybertruck to 88mph and now the whole US has gone back to 1933 Germany

Watching the fit DS on SAS: Who Dares Wins and discovering he's also a mental health advocate.

So this is my life. Throwing out Ancient Greek binding spells to make the abusive bitch shut-up. Who'd have guessed it would work.

If you're not reading @thecontinent.bsky.social , here's why you should be. Bitchiest headline in years.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed."

Borderline personality is wanting to see good things happen to good people and resisting the urge to do bad things to bad people. In other news the violent patient is still spewing vitriol and I really want to fuck her up.

Earworms for the current hospital stay are:
Build-a-bitch - Bella Poarch
Sorry, Not Sorry - Six
And a looped Ancient Greek curse on the evil witch verbally and physically abusing the nice nurses. Much more of that and I'll start standing at the end of her bed, too.

So when she's not wall to wall covered on the front pages of newspapers after the Wicked premiere last night, we should absolutely call it racism

Just had morphine, codiene and cannabis administered by my hospital nurses. If I didn't have a kidney stone, this would be the beginning of something special.

Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.