Brian Wilson at Glastonbury 2005. I remember it being painful then, it looks positively exploitative now.

I know it’s a bit more measured on here but jesus, Maynard has held this squad back massively. We are where we are despite him, not because of him.

Can you say cunt on here?

Spent a fortune on a big chunky cardigan. I saw Chris Cornell wearing one and thought, "My God, that looks cool, I'm gonna get one". I just look like an old man in a cardigan. Turns out it was Chris Cornell that looked cool, not the cardigan.

A Storm in Heaven by Verve (note not THE Verve) is better than their later albums.

Don’t let the bells end by @thedarkness is in the top 5 Xmas songs and I’m not even being ironic

me: you can just leave that there for the time bean

friend: don’t you mean time being

the time bean: (right in his face) he said don’t fucking touch it

Is anybody here?