Yeah, I’m not a big mushroom fan generally but a field mushroom on a breakfast is tip top

Sausages appear to be good quality, bacon approaching crispy. Healthy egg option. Black pudding present and correct. Moisture quotient low due to lack of beans and/or tinned tomatoes. American interloper (hash brown) missing but always welcome. Childs portion of toast. A still respectable 7.5/10

I’d say at least Dick Turpin wore a mask

All constituent parts present and correct. Fried slice absent. More egg, bacon and toast required. A dieters 8/10

This is a bad take from a publication that thinks it’s far more important than it actually is.

I can get with that, extra carbohydrates always welcome, obvs. potato cake is the king

All elements present and correct, single fried egg disappointing, tinned tomatoes 👌, sausages were cooked 10 minutes before serving but quality looks pukka, proper bacon, assume fried slice on plate and toast off camera, arty brown sauce distribution - a hearty 7.8/10

Do you want to stay married or not?

Diet?

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Bass. How low can you go

aka our lord and saviour

But I need a really cheap kitchen roll organiser