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Rick Bischoff
@drnewton2.bsky.social
I love technology but not as much as you, you see? Always and forever.

Former chief data scientist at allstate. Currently recompiling my kernel.
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“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
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December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You know what they don't tell you when they sell the economies of buying whole chickens? How much it fucking hurts when you burn your forearm on the stockpot. TOO MANY MOTHERCLUCKERS BURNIN' MY (upper ) SHI'

youtu.be/Bqxnm6t3QMw?...
Flight of the Conchords Ep 7 'Mutha Uckers'
YouTube video by r8dkid
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October 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This is so triggering since I don't have any friends. But that's ok, the hash browns are nasty. It's like, hey, want to eat a deep fried sponge!? It's good for your stunning dad bod'.

Why isn't coffee the no brainer add-on? I thought they wanted to make money.
October 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I hear by declare 16,000,000% teriff on any songs that mention the girl from Ipanema, thank you for your attention to this matter.
May 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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April 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Q: What distinguishes a prison from a concentration camp?
April 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Very, VERY rare to witness men—especially wealthy white men—talk so openly about grief and suffering. Have long appreciated this moving aspect of who @stephencolbert.bsky.social is. 🖤🖤
April 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Average date of leaf bud break over the last ten years in Colorado. Spring is coming before springtime. Source: buff.ly/QB4f73n
March 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Instead, #complicitmedia treated him as prez-in-exile for four long years.
This should’ve been put into place after his first term.
March 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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As @amoneyresists.bsky.social pointed out, Elon Musk is a mass murderer.
March 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Holy shit

This would be amazing at large scale. That this is all hand painted on a Magic card is unbelievable
Severance is currently my favorite show on television. As such, I felt the need to paint an alter before S2 ends.
March 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I just completed "Mull It Over" - Day 3 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/3
December 3, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I just completed "Red-Nosed Reports" - Day 2 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/2
December 3, 2024 at 1:55 AM