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generally jolly and wearing a fun print || she/her
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Happy Spooky Season! We've got a fun Halloween giveaway for y'all!
Like, share, and follow to join, and good luck!
Like, share, and follow to join, and good luck!
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Happy Spooky Season! We've got a fun Halloween giveaway for y'all!
Like, share, and follow to join, and good luck!
Like, share, and follow to join, and good luck!
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Law & Order:
Detachable penile unit.
January 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Law & Order:
if you're wearing cargo pants and not using them to house an unreasonable amount of stuff that counts as stolen valor
January 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
if you're wearing cargo pants and not using them to house an unreasonable amount of stuff that counts as stolen valor
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God knew I’d be too powerful if they let me keep my bone crushing mandibles
January 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
God knew I’d be too powerful if they let me keep my bone crushing mandibles
spent way too long making this so do with it what you will
December 20, 2024 at 3:28 PM
spent way too long making this so do with it what you will
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bring me a higher love. you have 24 hours. no cops.
December 13, 2024 at 4:26 PM
bring me a higher love. you have 24 hours. no cops.
it's just me, you, and our 5 normal blankets, 4 stuffed animals, 3 pillows, 2 body pillows, and 1 weighted blanket between us
December 15, 2024 at 8:48 AM
it's just me, you, and our 5 normal blankets, 4 stuffed animals, 3 pillows, 2 body pillows, and 1 weighted blanket between us
me when she when we when she when I uhhhh
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
me when she when we when she when I uhhhh
actually I think we should replace whammageddon with this one
Currently marked safe from hearing that sad ass “mommy needs shoes to meet Jesus” song this holiday season.
December 12, 2024 at 9:36 PM
actually I think we should replace whammageddon with this one
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Nobody:
Dana Scully during the opening credits of The X-Files:
Dana Scully during the opening credits of The X-Files:
November 24, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Nobody:
Dana Scully during the opening credits of The X-Files:
Dana Scully during the opening credits of The X-Files:
i know twitter isn't for me bc they did not appreciate this as much as i did
November 28, 2024 at 3:27 PM
i know twitter isn't for me bc they did not appreciate this as much as i did
wow I finally found the most disingenuous way to say "we include 20% gratuity on all bills"
November 22, 2024 at 3:25 PM
wow I finally found the most disingenuous way to say "we include 20% gratuity on all bills"
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If you need help finding your rep go to: www.house.gov/representati...
November 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM
If you need help finding your rep go to: www.house.gov/representati...
hey girl you wanna do a yellowjackets/love is blind valentines day double feature
November 20, 2024 at 4:45 PM
hey girl you wanna do a yellowjackets/love is blind valentines day double feature
v day yellowjackets season 3 let's GOOOOO
November 19, 2024 at 5:28 PM
v day yellowjackets season 3 let's GOOOOO
pretty sure dunkin did not give me decaf bc why am i having heart palpitations after barely drinking 1/3rd of my iced coffee 🫠
November 19, 2024 at 4:15 PM
pretty sure dunkin did not give me decaf bc why am i having heart palpitations after barely drinking 1/3rd of my iced coffee 🫠
bluesky seems like the place to post my lil arts and crafts I'm working on so here's a wip
November 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
bluesky seems like the place to post my lil arts and crafts I'm working on so here's a wip
mad respect for anyone who can start a new stardew game from scratch bc I'll just be running around pissed that I'm broke and have to be broke for like a whole year
November 18, 2024 at 5:28 PM
mad respect for anyone who can start a new stardew game from scratch bc I'll just be running around pissed that I'm broke and have to be broke for like a whole year
ok that's enough men in my feed where are all the dykes
November 15, 2024 at 6:12 PM
ok that's enough men in my feed where are all the dykes
the world if mike tyson k*lls jake paul in their fight
November 15, 2024 at 5:25 PM
the world if mike tyson k*lls jake paul in their fight
this one had to make it over from the tw*tter feed
November 15, 2024 at 2:40 PM
this one had to make it over from the tw*tter feed