Dread Pirate Wade: Ph.D in FAFO 泥酔海賊🌹 🏁
@dreadpiratewade.bsky.social
Norse Heathen, Apostate, Barbarian, Vikingr, Berserker, Pirate, Rudeboy, Hooligan, Husband, Dad, Historian, Student, Disabled Chef & Swordsman. Misguided Monster in the Doc Marten Boots. Don’t be fooled by the “silly” name, you might not like the res
This person needs to learn for Luigi’s mistake and get to a non-extradition country fast. You’ve got have a solid head start. Don’t waste it.
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This person needs to learn for Luigi’s mistake and get to a non-extradition country fast. You’ve got have a solid head start. Don’t waste it.
So the full moon has been up for a little over 4 hours and three of mine & @wuvva.bsky.social’s cats are looking at us like we’re up to something.
What would give them that impression I wonder?
What would give them that impression I wonder?
September 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So the full moon has been up for a little over 4 hours and three of mine & @wuvva.bsky.social’s cats are looking at us like we’re up to something.
What would give them that impression I wonder?
What would give them that impression I wonder?
I walked out of my dispensary this morning to this. I’m having a difficult time telling if the pup in the back is excited for the dispensary or the taqueria next door. Either way they’re winning.
August 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I walked out of my dispensary this morning to this. I’m having a difficult time telling if the pup in the back is excited for the dispensary or the taqueria next door. Either way they’re winning.
@navarp.bsky.social so remember that conversation we had about Greek Fire or your version of it. Yeah, I’m gonna need you to start on that.
January 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@navarp.bsky.social so remember that conversation we had about Greek Fire or your version of it. Yeah, I’m gonna need you to start on that.
So @wuvva.bsky.social and I are watching Gladiator II, and we made to exactly the 17:35 mark before we paused it and started pointing out the mistakes.
This is going to be a long 2.5 hour movie.
This is going to be a long 2.5 hour movie.
January 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So @wuvva.bsky.social and I are watching Gladiator II, and we made to exactly the 17:35 mark before we paused it and started pointing out the mistakes.
This is going to be a long 2.5 hour movie.
This is going to be a long 2.5 hour movie.
A blessed solstice to all my fellow pagans out there. Midwinter is upon us.
For everyone else, enjoy the shortest amount of daylight for the year and your Saturday.
For everyone else, enjoy the shortest amount of daylight for the year and your Saturday.
a man with a beard is blowing a horn in front of mountains
ALT: a man with a beard is blowing a horn in front of mountains
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December 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
A blessed solstice to all my fellow pagans out there. Midwinter is upon us.
For everyone else, enjoy the shortest amount of daylight for the year and your Saturday.
For everyone else, enjoy the shortest amount of daylight for the year and your Saturday.
And to think that I almost turned off the United v Spurs match.
December 19, 2024 at 9:30 PM
And to think that I almost turned off the United v Spurs match.
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To celebrate my birthday, tonight @wuvva.bsky.social & I ordered Cheesecake Factory delivery for dessert. While looking over the cheesecakes I actually said to wuvva, “I can’t get anything chocolate because of the baby” meaning Herjá. Spoiled? Her? What makes you say that?
December 5, 2024 at 1:27 AM
To celebrate my birthday, tonight @wuvva.bsky.social & I ordered Cheesecake Factory delivery for dessert. While looking over the cheesecakes I actually said to wuvva, “I can’t get anything chocolate because of the baby” meaning Herjá. Spoiled? Her? What makes you say that?
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I've posted this before. Probably not here, though. Regardless, the sentiment is even more important to recognize now.
November 16, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I've posted this before. Probably not here, though. Regardless, the sentiment is even more important to recognize now.
So @wuvva.bsky.social and I are watching a lecture series on the Occult. There’s a lecture on Vampires, Werewolves, and Zombies. The lecturer is describing all the were-animals and he says “Were-bears”, and exclaimed “Were-bear stare!”
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
a care bear is standing in the clouds holding a cloud in his pouch .
ALT: a care bear is standing in the clouds holding a cloud in his pouch .
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November 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
So @wuvva.bsky.social and I are watching a lecture series on the Occult. There’s a lecture on Vampires, Werewolves, and Zombies. The lecturer is describing all the were-animals and he says “Were-bears”, and exclaimed “Were-bear stare!”
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
I finally bit the bullet, so to speak, and joined Threads. I gave them all fair warning.
September 22, 2023 at 3:48 AM
I finally bit the bullet, so to speak, and joined Threads. I gave them all fair warning.
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#AidRequest
I got denied SSI & SSDI, but I did qualify for my dead wife's SS, but I can't get it until Feb/March 2024.
I need $250, but any amount helps. 🤗
Paypal = Clintonalden@protonmail.com
I got denied SSI & SSDI, but I did qualify for my dead wife's SS, but I can't get it until Feb/March 2024.
I need $250, but any amount helps. 🤗
Paypal = Clintonalden@protonmail.com
September 21, 2023 at 5:43 PM
#AidRequest
I got denied SSI & SSDI, but I did qualify for my dead wife's SS, but I can't get it until Feb/March 2024.
I need $250, but any amount helps. 🤗
Paypal = Clintonalden@protonmail.com
I got denied SSI & SSDI, but I did qualify for my dead wife's SS, but I can't get it until Feb/March 2024.
I need $250, but any amount helps. 🤗
Paypal = Clintonalden@protonmail.com
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I need help from my Friends! 😢
Our Rent went up $90 & we can’t
afford to move, so we’re asking
for small Donations to help us
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Any amount of $5 or $10
would help us very much ❤️
Please Retweet &
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Thank you 😎John
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Our Rent went up $90 & we can’t
afford to move, so we’re asking
for small Donations to help us
pay our monthly Bills
Any amount of $5 or $10
would help us very much ❤️
Please Retweet &
Donate if you can
Thank you 😎John
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September 20, 2023 at 2:58 AM
I need help from my Friends! 😢
Our Rent went up $90 & we can’t
afford to move, so we’re asking
for small Donations to help us
pay our monthly Bills
Any amount of $5 or $10
would help us very much ❤️
Please Retweet &
Donate if you can
Thank you 😎John
gofund.me/83646360
Our Rent went up $90 & we can’t
afford to move, so we’re asking
for small Donations to help us
pay our monthly Bills
Any amount of $5 or $10
would help us very much ❤️
Please Retweet &
Donate if you can
Thank you 😎John
gofund.me/83646360
Today is #TalkLikeAPirateDay, which is your yearly reminder that there are two types of people in the world. Pirates and everyone else who wishes they were pirates.
To the Brethren, ladies too: Strike the colours and RAISE THE BLACK!
To everyone else: Prepare To Be Boarded
To the Brethren, ladies too: Strike the colours and RAISE THE BLACK!
To everyone else: Prepare To Be Boarded
September 19, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Today is #TalkLikeAPirateDay, which is your yearly reminder that there are two types of people in the world. Pirates and everyone else who wishes they were pirates.
To the Brethren, ladies too: Strike the colours and RAISE THE BLACK!
To everyone else: Prepare To Be Boarded
To the Brethren, ladies too: Strike the colours and RAISE THE BLACK!
To everyone else: Prepare To Be Boarded
Sooooo if we find it we get to keep it, right?
September 18, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Sooooo if we find it we get to keep it, right?
This!!! All of this! 👇
September 11, 2023 at 5:30 PM
This!!! All of this! 👇
Ahhh yeah, the gummies just kicked in hard! I love it when the gummies hit.
August 28, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Ahhh yeah, the gummies just kicked in hard! I love it when the gummies hit.
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The DC Media is going to be furious because they are going to have to reschedule their spring break plans.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge sets March 4 trial date for Trump in federal case accusing him of plotting to overturn results of 2020 election.
August 28, 2023 at 3:40 PM
The DC Media is going to be furious because they are going to have to reschedule their spring break plans.
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CANNOT BOOST THIS ENOUGH!
I think one of the biggest tactical changes The Democratic Party needs to make is understanding that political participation begets more participation so even if you're mobilizing people for a cause or candidates that'll probably lose, engaging people makes them more apt to participate next time.
Hmmm wonder if there's a lesson in here for Dem candidates here wapo.st/47O1QLv
August 28, 2023 at 3:23 PM
CANNOT BOOST THIS ENOUGH!
@nofunoverlord.bsky.social heeeeeeeeelllllllo fam! And you thought you were rid of me?😜
August 28, 2023 at 3:15 PM
@nofunoverlord.bsky.social heeeeeeeeelllllllo fam! And you thought you were rid of me?😜
So I’m back in Twitter jail. Turns out Christofascists don’t like being sworn at in “The King’s”, the also don’t know how to tell the difference between the friendly “mate” and the you’re about to get your skull caved in usage of “mate”.
August 27, 2023 at 1:21 AM
So I’m back in Twitter jail. Turns out Christofascists don’t like being sworn at in “The King’s”, the also don’t know how to tell the difference between the friendly “mate” and the you’re about to get your skull caved in usage of “mate”.
I’m gonna have to stay away from Twitter for a bit before I get thrown in jail for saying something to elected officials that you’re not supposed to say.
Yes, ol’ Wade is feeling stabby…okay stabbier. Like REALLY really really stabby and cutty.
Yes, ol’ Wade is feeling stabby…okay stabbier. Like REALLY really really stabby and cutty.
August 26, 2023 at 4:42 PM
I’m gonna have to stay away from Twitter for a bit before I get thrown in jail for saying something to elected officials that you’re not supposed to say.
Yes, ol’ Wade is feeling stabby…okay stabbier. Like REALLY really really stabby and cutty.
Yes, ol’ Wade is feeling stabby…okay stabbier. Like REALLY really really stabby and cutty.