Dread Pirate Wade: Ph.D in FAFO 泥酔海賊🌹 🏁
@dreadpiratewade.bsky.social
Norse Heathen, Apostate, Barbarian, Vikingr, Berserker, Pirate, Rudeboy, Hooligan, Husband, Dad, Historian, Student, Disabled Chef & Swordsman. Misguided Monster in the Doc Marten Boots. Don’t be fooled by the “silly” name, you might not like the res
This picture makes my back, neck, and knees hurt for you. I’m so sorry brother.
January 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This picture makes my back, neck, and knees hurt for you. I’m so sorry brother.
Awesome! I was hoping you’d say that! Revolution is fun for the whole family! The more the merrier!
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Awesome! I was hoping you’d say that! Revolution is fun for the whole family! The more the merrier!
Nice!
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Nice!
Oh no! You’re getting 10%-15% of all merch sales, 5% of licensed products, and 10% of all net music sales, digital and physical. You’re the one who planted the seed of the name.
January 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oh no! You’re getting 10%-15% of all merch sales, 5% of licensed products, and 10% of all net music sales, digital and physical. You’re the one who planted the seed of the name.
I started taking a razor to mine back when I was still working as a Chef. Not having something holding heat on your already sweltering head in an oppressively hot kitchen during service was my original motivation. Looking cool af didn’t hurt though.
January 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I started taking a razor to mine back when I was still working as a Chef. Not having something holding heat on your already sweltering head in an oppressively hot kitchen during service was my original motivation. Looking cool af didn’t hurt though.
Meth Goblin Joffrey! Oh holy fuck, that’s fucking perfect!
It’s also now the name of my new Swedish Death Metal Joni Mitchell tribute band.
It’s also now the name of my new Swedish Death Metal Joni Mitchell tribute band.
January 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Meth Goblin Joffrey! Oh holy fuck, that’s fucking perfect!
It’s also now the name of my new Swedish Death Metal Joni Mitchell tribute band.
It’s also now the name of my new Swedish Death Metal Joni Mitchell tribute band.
I’m so glad we’re holding the same Greek scroll. Get on it, I’m forming the army now. Lots of different disciplines too.
January 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I’m so glad we’re holding the same Greek scroll. Get on it, I’m forming the army now. Lots of different disciplines too.
Just start taking a razor to it, especially if you have a nice round head like mine. Besides, it’ll make you look even cooler.
January 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just start taking a razor to it, especially if you have a nice round head like mine. Besides, it’ll make you look even cooler.
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January 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Here you go. images.app.goo.gl/zWv4YtYXg25p...
I mean yeah. He has a very timeless hairstyle. If it was good enough for Caesar and all.
Also, he and I have very useful hairstyles in any century. Having no hair is far more low maintenance than even his Caesar cut. My beard makes up for the maintenance though.
Also, he and I have very useful hairstyles in any century. Having no hair is far more low maintenance than even his Caesar cut. My beard makes up for the maintenance though.
January 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I mean yeah. He has a very timeless hairstyle. If it was good enough for Caesar and all.
Also, he and I have very useful hairstyles in any century. Having no hair is far more low maintenance than even his Caesar cut. My beard makes up for the maintenance though.
Also, he and I have very useful hairstyles in any century. Having no hair is far more low maintenance than even his Caesar cut. My beard makes up for the maintenance though.
No self respecting queen or Queen would leave the house with such shitty makeup…and don’t make me get all catty and start talking about these hoes and their hair. I mean, damn hunny.
January 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
No self respecting queen or Queen would leave the house with such shitty makeup…and don’t make me get all catty and start talking about these hoes and their hair. I mean, damn hunny.
Don’t get me started on Robin Hood! His is probably my favorite telling of the Robin Hood story. It’s second only to Walt Disney’s. Between Russell and an animated fox, sorry but the fox wins. Also, who’s gonna fuck with Baloo the Bear as Little John.
as Little John?
as Little John?
January 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Don’t get me started on Robin Hood! His is probably my favorite telling of the Robin Hood story. It’s second only to Walt Disney’s. Between Russell and an animated fox, sorry but the fox wins. Also, who’s gonna fuck with Baloo the Bear as Little John.
as Little John?
as Little John?
Exactly. That was when I posted “Are you fucking serious!” @wuvva.bsky.social & I both lost our minds!
January 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Exactly. That was when I posted “Are you fucking serious!” @wuvva.bsky.social & I both lost our minds!
Oh and the amount of reconning that is done is astounding. Wait until you see the emperors too. Geta & Caracalla look like the fought makeup artists from the 1980s with the amount of rouge they have on.
January 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Oh and the amount of reconning that is done is astounding. Wait until you see the emperors too. Geta & Caracalla look like the fought makeup artists from the 1980s with the amount of rouge they have on.
There’s a rhino involved. It’s in the Flavian Amphitheater, and they use it in the gladiatorial battle…complete with a dude on it. That’s all you need to know about the “quality” of the film.
January 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There’s a rhino involved. It’s in the Flavian Amphitheater, and they use it in the gladiatorial battle…complete with a dude on it. That’s all you need to know about the “quality” of the film.
I get it.
January 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I get it.
Yes, but it’s not inbred. It sprang fully formed from someone’s full brain.
January 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Yes, but it’s not inbred. It sprang fully formed from someone’s full brain.
Dude it was Pedro Pascal so he is definitely hot, but not even his hotness could save it.
January 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Dude it was Pedro Pascal so he is definitely hot, but not even his hotness could save it.
And after 2 hours of attempting to finish this movie, and being at the 1:13:19 mark, @wuvva.bsky.social and I are abandoning this shitsterpiece for T20 Cricket. I can’t ever unsee any of that and I’ll never have those two hours again.
January 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
And after 2 hours of attempting to finish this movie, and being at the 1:13:19 mark, @wuvva.bsky.social and I are abandoning this shitsterpiece for T20 Cricket. I can’t ever unsee any of that and I’ll never have those two hours again.
Uuuhhh, yeah I do. The dead language flex is dope.
January 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Uuuhhh, yeah I do. The dead language flex is dope.
You say it like I have some knack for languages.
January 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You say it like I have some knack for languages.