CJ Carrell
@drcjcarrell.bsky.social
Same name at El!n's botpit. Meow. Xer. Stubborn as Perkele.
Don't threaten us with a good time.
Musk: Losing this judge race has good chance of causing Republicans to lose control of the house. You lose control of the house, there will be nonstop impeachment hearings and subpoenas
April 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Don't threaten us with a good time.
Colonoscopy tomorrow. Prep today.
Joy.
Joy.
March 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Colonoscopy tomorrow. Prep today.
Joy.
Joy.
Hey, it's Eurovision season! All the songs are in for a May 13 first semifinal. I'll start off with my personal favorite.
Not gonna lie, Eurovision can be reeeeally white looking. This year, exactly one Black artist out of 37. It just so happens that he's the best of the show.
Not gonna lie, Eurovision can be reeeeally white looking. This year, exactly one Black artist out of 37. It just so happens that he's the best of the show.
March 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hey, it's Eurovision season! All the songs are in for a May 13 first semifinal. I'll start off with my personal favorite.
Not gonna lie, Eurovision can be reeeeally white looking. This year, exactly one Black artist out of 37. It just so happens that he's the best of the show.
Not gonna lie, Eurovision can be reeeeally white looking. This year, exactly one Black artist out of 37. It just so happens that he's the best of the show.
My Dream? Theater.
My heads? Talking.
my mouse? modest
February 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My Dream? Theater.
My Trick? Cheap.
My Stones? Rolling.
My Dead? Grateful.
February 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My Trick? Cheap.
White SJWs chomping at the bit to smack Black people was definitely on my bingo card.
Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit
February 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
White SJWs chomping at the bit to smack Black people was definitely on my bingo card.
Super Bowl going on, my Birds are blowing it out, and I'm.... stuck on the side of the road in my truck with a blown radiator. Waiting on them to run a sub from the Kansas City shop up here 😭😭😭😭😭
February 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Super Bowl going on, my Birds are blowing it out, and I'm.... stuck on the side of the road in my truck with a blown radiator. Waiting on them to run a sub from the Kansas City shop up here 😭😭😭😭😭
On HR 2312
Yea 219
Nay 216
Jill Stein - WE NEED TO END THE YEA NAY DUOPOLY
Yea 219
Nay 216
Jill Stein - WE NEED TO END THE YEA NAY DUOPOLY
February 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
On HR 2312
Yea 219
Nay 216
Jill Stein - WE NEED TO END THE YEA NAY DUOPOLY
Yea 219
Nay 216
Jill Stein - WE NEED TO END THE YEA NAY DUOPOLY
Did Thing get a job after the Addams Family? I mean, what's with the disembodied hand on the shoulder, AI?
December 26, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Did Thing get a job after the Addams Family? I mean, what's with the disembodied hand on the shoulder, AI?
tfa hates drunks.
SCOOP -- Pete Hegseth's drinking worried colleagues at Fox News, sources tell @nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 AM
tfa hates drunks.
All they had to say was, "We got our tax cut; we don't need you because we have Pence; now fuck off, slob."
December 1, 2024 at 4:28 PM
All they had to say was, "We got our tax cut; we don't need you because we have Pence; now fuck off, slob."
Literally the stated reason for why Fox News was created.
November 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Literally the stated reason for why Fox News was created.
You want an election analysis? Here's one...
Vote suppression laws worked as intended.
Vote suppression laws worked as intended.
November 27, 2024 at 11:15 PM
You want an election analysis? Here's one...
Vote suppression laws worked as intended.
Vote suppression laws worked as intended.
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If you see this, post a bunny.
November 27, 2024 at 8:03 PM
If you see this, post a bunny.
Share a crush you have, no explanation.
November 24, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Share a crush you have, no explanation.
Matt Gaetz got conned into quitting his job.
He was only picked to make tfa's real pick of a garden variety crook with a mean streak look palatable. Now he's out of Congress, and the GOP Caucus is celebrating.
He was only picked to make tfa's real pick of a garden variety crook with a mean streak look palatable. Now he's out of Congress, and the GOP Caucus is celebrating.
UPDATE:
ATTORNEY GENERAL: Allegedly paid for sex with a 17-year-old girl [WITHDRAWN]
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: Allegedly raped a woman at a conference
SECRETARY OF HHS: Allegedly sexually assaulted his kids’ baby sitter
SECRETARY OF EDUCATION: Allegedly enabled the sexual abuse of children
ATTORNEY GENERAL: Allegedly paid for sex with a 17-year-old girl [WITHDRAWN]
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: Allegedly raped a woman at a conference
SECRETARY OF HHS: Allegedly sexually assaulted his kids’ baby sitter
SECRETARY OF EDUCATION: Allegedly enabled the sexual abuse of children
November 22, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Matt Gaetz got conned into quitting his job.
He was only picked to make tfa's real pick of a garden variety crook with a mean streak look palatable. Now he's out of Congress, and the GOP Caucus is celebrating.
He was only picked to make tfa's real pick of a garden variety crook with a mean streak look palatable. Now he's out of Congress, and the GOP Caucus is celebrating.
Question for New York skeeters:
You call the Thruway bridge over the Hudson the Mario Cuomo bridge, or do you still call it the Tappan Zee bridge?
You call the Thruway bridge over the Hudson the Mario Cuomo bridge, or do you still call it the Tappan Zee bridge?
November 20, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Question for New York skeeters:
You call the Thruway bridge over the Hudson the Mario Cuomo bridge, or do you still call it the Tappan Zee bridge?
You call the Thruway bridge over the Hudson the Mario Cuomo bridge, or do you still call it the Tappan Zee bridge?
Junior had the munchies.
November 20, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Junior had the munchies.
Pete Hegseth looks like an Edward Norton stooge from American History X.
🧵Pete Hegseth has spent the last fours telling anyone who asked that he was removed from Biden’s Inauguration because of his cross tattoo.
FACT: It was his Deus Vult and its association with extremist groups. AP news has posted the emailed report.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
FACT: It was his Deus Vult and its association with extremist groups. AP news has posted the emailed report.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
November 16, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Pete Hegseth looks like an Edward Norton stooge from American History X.
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Here begins my #Project2025 thread.
I will be posting a department a day with the bullet points I have from my research. This will take several days. I can't do it all in one sitting. It takes a lot out of me. And I recommend not reading the entire thread in one go, anyway.
I will be posting a department a day with the bullet points I have from my research. This will take several days. I can't do it all in one sitting. It takes a lot out of me. And I recommend not reading the entire thread in one go, anyway.
November 11, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Here begins my #Project2025 thread.
I will be posting a department a day with the bullet points I have from my research. This will take several days. I can't do it all in one sitting. It takes a lot out of me. And I recommend not reading the entire thread in one go, anyway.
I will be posting a department a day with the bullet points I have from my research. This will take several days. I can't do it all in one sitting. It takes a lot out of me. And I recommend not reading the entire thread in one go, anyway.
In the Elon-Donald pairing, Donald is the sub.
Fastest way to get rid of Elon Musk is for there to be very serious headlines calling him the Shadow President
November 13, 2024 at 5:36 PM
In the Elon-Donald pairing, Donald is the sub.
