knob, drawer
@drawerknob.bsky.social
doorknob was taken. if you’re out there, i love you. may all miscellaneous hardware be free from suffering
opinions are not my own and i have no idea what is happening
opinions are not my own and i have no idea what is happening
so much of my life is just repeating the last thing someone said in my head until it becomes a terrible song
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
so much of my life is just repeating the last thing someone said in my head until it becomes a terrible song
chuds and pillosophers yelling this is the law of the jungle
sir this is a rainforest cafe
sir this is a rainforest cafe
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
chuds and pillosophers yelling this is the law of the jungle
sir this is a rainforest cafe
sir this is a rainforest cafe
that there is a pearly gate around heaven is so nimby
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
that there is a pearly gate around heaven is so nimby
look i’m willing to participate in the downfall of the empire but 1. it has to be my idea, and 2. everyone needs to acknowledge that my analysis was the best and i am very smart
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
look i’m willing to participate in the downfall of the empire but 1. it has to be my idea, and 2. everyone needs to acknowledge that my analysis was the best and i am very smart
austerity measures for everything except the state apparatus of violence has literally never happened anywhere before ever and definitely won’t happen here
October 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
austerity measures for everything except the state apparatus of violence has literally never happened anywhere before ever and definitely won’t happen here
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ICE agents have been given access to a hidden world of forbidden desires and sensations. While us suckers are worn down and hardly feel a flicker of emotion in our humdrum lives, they are submerged in a field of intensity that - on top of engaging w/ it, simply having access to it - gets them off.
October 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
ICE agents have been given access to a hidden world of forbidden desires and sensations. While us suckers are worn down and hardly feel a flicker of emotion in our humdrum lives, they are submerged in a field of intensity that - on top of engaging w/ it, simply having access to it - gets them off.
in an adorable twist of fate as the economy worsens weed prices keep going down
October 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
in an adorable twist of fate as the economy worsens weed prices keep going down
citing all the times i pee whatever is left in the bowl into the drain as evidence of my goodness to the gatekeepers of the afterlife
October 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
citing all the times i pee whatever is left in the bowl into the drain as evidence of my goodness to the gatekeepers of the afterlife
two types of people in this world, do you eat the cheese even after you accidentally grate a little skin in there
September 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
two types of people in this world, do you eat the cheese even after you accidentally grate a little skin in there
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you think you know a person and then bam! light mode screenshot
September 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
you think you know a person and then bam! light mode screenshot
a lot of people underestimate on-purpose shitting of your pants as an adult to prove a point. like you can walk into any disney area and shit your pants and simply leave it in there
September 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
a lot of people underestimate on-purpose shitting of your pants as an adult to prove a point. like you can walk into any disney area and shit your pants and simply leave it in there
we’re on a high road to nowhere 🎶
September 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
we’re on a high road to nowhere 🎶
i hope all these ghouls have good therapists when they have to process the grief of not being able to achieve a white ethnostate
September 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i hope all these ghouls have good therapists when they have to process the grief of not being able to achieve a white ethnostate
why isn’t anyone making life threats
September 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
why isn’t anyone making life threats
naming my trust fund personal responsibility hold up
September 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
naming my trust fund personal responsibility hold up
as ceo of antifa feel free to ask me any questions
September 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
as ceo of antifa feel free to ask me any questions
the left, which is a thing that exists, is responsible for all heart disease, cancer, and accidental death. they also invented monday, funny bones, and traffic.
September 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the left, which is a thing that exists, is responsible for all heart disease, cancer, and accidental death. they also invented monday, funny bones, and traffic.
the unreleased tortoise album
IMINT #486 from GPS III-SV05 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Fastness of Dolphins
1. Fastness of Dolphins
September 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the unreleased tortoise album
i was going to mow the lawn but then i realized that’s just a distraction from the epstein files
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i was going to mow the lawn but then i realized that’s just a distraction from the epstein files
in order to motivate anyone to go there for work, tech bros need to first seed mars with indigenous peoples, convince earth settlers that they’re various flavors of demonic, and then frame space colonization as cosmic fisticuffs between good and evil. a salary isn’t enough, bring the ideology.
September 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
in order to motivate anyone to go there for work, tech bros need to first seed mars with indigenous peoples, convince earth settlers that they’re various flavors of demonic, and then frame space colonization as cosmic fisticuffs between good and evil. a salary isn’t enough, bring the ideology.
“sadism because introspection makes me want my mommy” era of politics is a huge bummer
August 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
“sadism because introspection makes me want my mommy” era of politics is a huge bummer
more like manosfear
August 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
more like manosfear