Igon
@drakewarriorigon.bsky.social
True drake warrior and professional hater
WHICH OF YE SPINELESS CRETINS MADE THIS TREACHEROUS MOCKERY OF I, IGON?
July 19, 2024 at 4:49 PM
WHICH OF YE SPINELESS CRETINS MADE THIS TREACHEROUS MOCKERY OF I, IGON?
I'VE BEEEN HACKED
HACKED BY BAYLES VOMITOUS BROOD
ILL PIERCE HIS SUPPLE HINDE FOR SPREADING THESE UNTRUTHS
HACKED BY BAYLES VOMITOUS BROOD
ILL PIERCE HIS SUPPLE HINDE FOR SPREADING THESE UNTRUTHS
God I miss him
July 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I'VE BEEEN HACKED
HACKED BY BAYLES VOMITOUS BROOD
ILL PIERCE HIS SUPPLE HINDE FOR SPREADING THESE UNTRUTHS
HACKED BY BAYLES VOMITOUS BROOD
ILL PIERCE HIS SUPPLE HINDE FOR SPREADING THESE UNTRUTHS
POISON IN MY VAINS! VILE DRINK CURSED DRINK! CURSED BAYLE THE CUSE OF MY AFLICTION
God I miss him
July 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
POISON IN MY VAINS! VILE DRINK CURSED DRINK! CURSED BAYLE THE CUSE OF MY AFLICTION
They say it's harder but more rewarding to be kind than to bitter and angry, but IT BE A GREAT KINDNESS TO SLAY THE LOATHSOME BEAST WHEN THE VERY AIR IT BREATHS IS WAISTED ON ONE AS BOOTLESS AS HE!
CURSE YOU BAAAAAAAYLE!!!! IM COMING FOR YOU! THE NEXT HARPOON WON'T FAIL TO PIERCE YOUR PUTRID SKULL
CURSE YOU BAAAAAAAYLE!!!! IM COMING FOR YOU! THE NEXT HARPOON WON'T FAIL TO PIERCE YOUR PUTRID SKULL
July 16, 2024 at 8:59 PM
They say it's harder but more rewarding to be kind than to bitter and angry, but IT BE A GREAT KINDNESS TO SLAY THE LOATHSOME BEAST WHEN THE VERY AIR IT BREATHS IS WAISTED ON ONE AS BOOTLESS AS HE!
CURSE YOU BAAAAAAAYLE!!!! IM COMING FOR YOU! THE NEXT HARPOON WON'T FAIL TO PIERCE YOUR PUTRID SKULL
CURSE YOU BAAAAAAAYLE!!!! IM COMING FOR YOU! THE NEXT HARPOON WON'T FAIL TO PIERCE YOUR PUTRID SKULL
Life update: Bayle broke all of my limbs again but on the brightside I fixed the dreaded caps lock key
July 15, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Life update: Bayle broke all of my limbs again but on the brightside I fixed the dreaded caps lock key
Reposted by Igon
If Igon can crawl up a mountain with his arms and legs each a bloody ruin, you can make it through today.
Just curse Bayle with all your heart, and riddle the holes in the rotten hide of today with hail of harpoons with every last drop of your being. You've got this.
Just curse Bayle with all your heart, and riddle the holes in the rotten hide of today with hail of harpoons with every last drop of your being. You've got this.
July 11, 2024 at 9:25 PM
If Igon can crawl up a mountain with his arms and legs each a bloody ruin, you can make it through today.
Just curse Bayle with all your heart, and riddle the holes in the rotten hide of today with hail of harpoons with every last drop of your being. You've got this.
Just curse Bayle with all your heart, and riddle the holes in the rotten hide of today with hail of harpoons with every last drop of your being. You've got this.
DAMN YOU BAAAAYLE! THE DEPTHS OF YOU DECEIT FLOW OVER FLOODING THE GROUND OF TRUTHSAYERS SUCH AS I
July 12, 2024 at 2:54 PM
DAMN YOU BAAAAYLE! THE DEPTHS OF YOU DECEIT FLOW OVER FLOODING THE GROUND OF TRUTHSAYERS SUCH AS I
LIES FOUL LIES
SPREAD BY THE WRETCHED MINIONS OF BAYLE
FEAR INCARNATE BUT IT SEEM HE BE AFARAID OF ME! HAHA HEH EHE AH HA HA
SPREAD BY THE WRETCHED MINIONS OF BAYLE
FEAR INCARNATE BUT IT SEEM HE BE AFARAID OF ME! HAHA HEH EHE AH HA HA
July 12, 2024 at 2:16 PM
LIES FOUL LIES
SPREAD BY THE WRETCHED MINIONS OF BAYLE
FEAR INCARNATE BUT IT SEEM HE BE AFARAID OF ME! HAHA HEH EHE AH HA HA
SPREAD BY THE WRETCHED MINIONS OF BAYLE
FEAR INCARNATE BUT IT SEEM HE BE AFARAID OF ME! HAHA HEH EHE AH HA HA
Reposted by Igon
bayle the dread? more like bayle the dead. sorry, i don't have anything better for this
July 10, 2024 at 7:24 PM
bayle the dread? more like bayle the dead. sorry, i don't have anything better for this
HEH HEH HEH HA HA AH HA HA HA
A WARRIOR TRUE! IF EVER ONE THERE WAS A FELLOW DRAKE WARRIOR
A WARRIOR TRUE! IF EVER ONE THERE WAS A FELLOW DRAKE WARRIOR
Fighting Bayle the Dread just to feel something again.
July 11, 2024 at 4:36 PM
HEH HEH HEH HA HA AH HA HA HA
A WARRIOR TRUE! IF EVER ONE THERE WAS A FELLOW DRAKE WARRIOR
A WARRIOR TRUE! IF EVER ONE THERE WAS A FELLOW DRAKE WARRIOR
SO TRUE!
CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!
July 11, 2024 at 5:18 AM
SO TRUE!
CURSE YOU BAAAAAYLE! 🧵
July 11, 2024 at 4:26 AM
CURSE YOU BAAAAAYLE! 🧵
Reposted by Igon
AHAB stands for assigned harpoon at birth
July 11, 2024 at 1:37 AM
AHAB stands for assigned harpoon at birth