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And the Lord said, ‘Fear not, my children, for even the straights may learn—though patience is required, none is owed, for the blessed wear crowns of many colors.

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This page is satire . . . mostly.
Imagine making LGBTQ your whole personality and you aren’t even a part of the community.

The angry heteros are strange creatures.
August 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The UK Supreme Court redefined “woman” to feel important. It won’t stop violence, won’t protect anyone—but it will let fragile people sleep better knowing the state validated their gender panic. Congrats. You weaponized insecurity and called it law.
👨‍⚖️ The UK Supreme Court just redefined what a lesbian is

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April 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Each year on March 31, the world observes Transgender Day of Visibility to raise awareness about transgender people. It is a day to celebrate the lives and contributions of trans people. Learn more at glaad.org/tdov
March 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
With all this talk about bathrooms, you’d think politicians would figure out how to stop being so shit at their jobs. 💩👨‍⚖️

Imagine working two jobs, no healthcare, rent through the roof—and thinking the real problem is where someone pees.
March 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Rules are for men whose milkshakes bring no boys to the yard. 🥤
Fellas, it’s now gay to eat soup or drink milkshakes ☹️
March 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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If you can reply to this post, I have some news for you……..
March 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The straights want the freedom to deny cakes to gay couples but lose their minds when denied a beer for bad fashion choices. Tragic. 😂
March 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Hungary’s Parliament is now using facial recognition to track down Pride attendees? Seems like an awfully elaborate way to find your missed Grindr connections. 🙊

Heteros, there are easier ways to meet closeted deacons than deploying state surveillance—maybe try attending a parade instead. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
In yet another crackdown on LGBT rights, Hungary’s parliament has passed a law that will outlaw LGBT Pride and similar events.

The law, which penalizes organizers and attendees, also authorizes the use of facial recognition technology to identify attendees.
March 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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£10.7m in funding for the proposed puberty blocker trial for transgender children and teenagers has been announced, along with some limited initial details 👇

https://www.wearequeeraf.com/what-do-we-know-about-the-nhs-puberty-blocker-trial/
What do we know about the NHS Puberty Blocker trial?
£10.7m in funding for the proposed puberty blocker trial for transgender children and teenagers has been announced, along with some limited initial details
www.wearequeeraf.com
March 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
1 Corinthians 7:1 – “It is good for a man not to touch a woman.”

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It’s not okay to be heterosexual.

Supporting heterosexuality should be illegal, for the Bible tells me so. 🚫👫
February 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Straight White Men are ruining everything and must be stopped
February 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There is neither male nor female, for you are all one in Christ’ – Galatians 3:28.

Nonbinary validation directly in scripture? We love to see it. 🏳️‍⚧️

#pride #gayrights #lgbtq
January 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
2 Samuel 1:26
Your love for me was more wonderful than the love of women.
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David didn’t just mourn Jonathan—he honored their sacred covenant. And yet, God highly favored him.

That’s right, homophobes—same-sex marriage is biblical, traditional, and blessed by God 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 — but that King Solomon tho…
January 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
1 Samuel 18:1-3
Jonathan became one in spirit with David, and he loved him as himself… They made a covenant because he loved him as himself.

A covenant was a biblical marriage contract. David & Jonathan didn’t just make a promise—they bound themselves for life. That’s a same-sex wedding, heteros!
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ecclesiastes 7:29
Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.
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God made us perfect, but it takes a certain kind of skill to turn that into exclusion and judgment. Truly, humanity’s greatest self-inflicted wound. Lo, heteros, good job!
January 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
‘The time has come for… destroying those who destroy the Earth.’ 🌍🔥 – Revelation 11:18.
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Overpopulation from endless heterosexual procreation is destroying the planet. Congrats, heteros—you're the real climate crisis and God’s not too happy . . .

Procreation is damnation, so said God. 😂
January 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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"As long as poverty, injustice, and gross inequality persist in our world, none of us can truly rest."

Nelson Mandela, 2005 🕊️🌍⚖️

#HumanRights #Equality #Justice
January 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I guess we found out when he thought America was great.

We are going to push back on this and every harmful action Trump takes. Take action with us: hrc.im/100
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Do NOT obey in advance!
January 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde.
Bishop Urges Trump To 'Have Mercy' In Powerful Plea During Inauguration Prayer Service
Love this ❤️ And his reaction!
www.comicsands.com
January 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Matthew 5:28
“But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.”
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Heterosexual attraction is inherently sinful. Don’t worry, though—the gays are praying for you to find your way to God.

#dragthyneighbor #queerscripture #gaymen
January 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Genesis 3:12-13
“The man said, ‘The woman you put here with me—she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.’ Then the Lord God said to the woman, ‘What is this you have done?’”
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And that’s how heterosexuality introduced sin into the world.

#dragthyneighbor #queerscripture #gaymen
January 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM