New York City will use ranked-choice voting in the Democratic primary for mayor. Let’s use ice cream flavors to find out how it works.

Whether or not this is an emolument, it's a bribe. If it happens, it's an impeachable offense. No legalistic argument to the contrary should be taken seriously. No Member of Congress who declined to impeach/remove has standing to pretend to care about the Constitution.
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"It’s reached the point where I spend more time engaging with undesirable, messy, uncreative, and soul-draining texts from Democratic strangers running for office than I do texts from friends and colleagues whom I actually know and like."

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Sistine Chimney-cam is so calming - a major world event that history will record, yet I’m not terrified of any of the possible outcomes

I am a modded version of a messaging app, Signal
I’ve conversations confidential, archival, and criminal
I know the DoD guys, and I make their chats transmissible
From Pentagon to Tel Aviv, data protection: minimal

If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.

Congratu-BLEEPING-lations!

It’s time we had a little talk about your use of expletive infixation.

‘Expletive infixation’ is the linguistic term for profanity inserted into a word for emphasis.

(For this thread, we’ll use 'BLEEPING,' but feel free to substitute another word.)

Short-run pain: Make consumers stop buying foreign toasters.

Long-run suffering: Eventually America starts making toasters! But they're more expensive & the jobs making them are worse than the ones they replaced.

(Swap any manufactured import for "toaster" & this still true.)

In a world of Matts, be a Derek.

People who can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways I can’t put into words.

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i do realize that i'm literally writing financial malfeasance fanfiction here, but...

I hope all the missing Macy's money is found hidden inside the parade balloons

Just a friendly reminder to any Dems on the House Ethics Committee that they are fully protected constitutionally if they decide to read the whole Matt Gaetz ethics report into the record on the House floor….

One of the important principles of resisting authoritarianism is that one should not prospectively comply with the wishes of authoritarian leaders.

So this is bad.

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I saw someone call tonight Poll Nidre so that’s what we’re going with.

whiteboard in the office hallway says "Have A Great Sumer!" but it's near the archaeology department so I don't know if it's a spelling error, a pun, or a genuine exhortation to enjoy oneself on an expedition in the coming months

then came the regret that followed the math that quantified the earnings that you could have made if you'd just bought a goat back when one was only two zuzim*

*well, also good cat/dog/stick/fire/water/ox/butcher insurance, and that still explicitly doesn't cover you against the last verse

Did you feel the EARTH MOVE this morning? That is but a TASTE of MY POWER. If MY DEMANDS are not met within the next 72 HOURS, then I shall BLOT OUT THE SUN. The clock is ticking.

Israel is a small country, pretty much everyone is at most 2 degrees of separation from someone who was *personally* impacted by 10/7.

Israel after 10/7 isn't *America* after 9/11. It's *New York City* after 9/11.