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Doyle Lonnegan
@doylelonnegan.bsky.social
We usually require a tie at this table.

Pro: B1G
Anti: cronyism. fascism. things of that nature.
Do you even Good Better Best bro?
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Like clockwork, credulous idiots in political media just simply take quotes about how Trump is “going to be very, very focused on prices and cost of living” moving forward without pointing out that it would be the *first time in his entire political career* that he would be doing that.
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There’s a very specific type of excitement in logging on and seeing everyone making their Chotiner jokes without knowing who has self-immolated.
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Feeling good about this call!
I predict these people are about to embark on a negative polarization speedrun that will result in folks who were publicly scoffing at Mamdani’s policy proposals in June contemplating getting Zohran tattoos by Labor Day.
Extremely normal JD Vance question about Zohran Mamdani: “I wonder, has he ever read the letters from boy soldiers in the Union Army to parents and sweethearts that they’d never see again?” @talkingpointsmemo.com

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September 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I predict these people are about to embark on a negative polarization speedrun that will result in folks who were publicly scoffing at Mamdani’s policy proposals in June contemplating getting Zohran tattoos by Labor Day.
Extremely normal JD Vance question about Zohran Mamdani: “I wonder, has he ever read the letters from boy soldiers in the Union Army to parents and sweethearts that they’d never see again?” @talkingpointsmemo.com

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JD Vance: Some Americans Are More American Than Others
The day after President Trump signed a bill that throws unprecedented amounts...
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July 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Actually happening on CNN right now:

Zohran wants to do a grocery store pilot in NYC. Donald Trump is creating a secret police force and turning it lose on the entire country. Have the extremes on both sides taken over American politics?
June 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It seems like the Army isn’t even capable of doing the juche-style parade you know Trump was fantasizing about, they just kind of neatly but unevenly march.

Actually good and on-brand for an entity that did its most serious intimidation via Jeeps and ice cream ships.
June 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Real good microcosm of America right now is a Senator from Oklahoma named Markwayne going on TV to hold forth about how the world’s 4th largest economy should be run
June 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Imagine news coming out that Biden needed one of the most important elements of being POTUS turned into a YouTube short so he could follow it. Jake Tapper would have a stroke on live TV.
A new PDB could include not only graphics and pictures but also maps with animated representations of exploding bombs, similar to a video game, another one of the people with knowledge of the discussions said. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Gabbard considering ways to revamp Trump's intelligence briefing
One idea is to make the briefing, which according to his schedule Trump has been taking less often than his predecessors, a video that looks like Fox News.
www.nbcnews.com
May 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Candidly, the bigger surprise would have been if she was *not* doing this
Scoop: Nancy Mace's fmr staff tell me they were assigned to create burner accounts to bolster their boss online.

“We were congressional staff, and there were actual things we could be doing to help the constituents," one said. 1/
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Nancy Mace's Former Staff Claim She Had Them Create Burner Accounts to Promote Her
According to former staffers and a deposition, Nancy Mace has allegedly used her tech background to deploy bots across social media—and asked staffers to surreptitiously post on her behalf.
www.wired.com
May 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Many people are saying
The world is now witnessing what Wolves fans have seen all season when TJ has gotten minutes.

!slɹoʍ s,ſ┴ s,ʇI
May 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
More details come out re: former POTUS seeming older than he admitted:

Media ➡️ Wall-to-wall, 5-alarm coverage, every leading Dem made to address it

Current POTUS declares price controls, takes bribes, has masked agents kidnapping residents:

Media ➡️ [stroking chin] “Will this break through?”
May 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Either these guys don’t know what this term means (wouldn’t rule it out) or they are banking on whoever is watching this to be too stupid to know what it means.
Homan on Abrego Garcia: "He got more due process than Laken Riley got."
April 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
[clears throat]
[clears throat again]

Go MAGA, go broke
April 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You love to see it
April 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Tim Sheehy crapping the bed in multiple directions by telling the truth with @kaitlancollins.bsky.social -basically admitting we’ll have years of cars being unaffordable
-ready to do another farmer bailout of $28B (or more!)
-Constitution is clear, only two terms
-Signalgate demands an investigation
April 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Attempting to combat Tesla’s status as a fascist car by publicly having Trump, Hannity, and Alex Jones buy one seems like the kind of butt-fumble the Dems usually major in.
March 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
“I don’t know what the hell is going on but these planes weren’t crashing all over the place when Biden was President.”

That’s it. That’s all you gotta do. If you can’t do it b/c “ehhh the President doesn’t control the planes” or “actually driving is still more dangerous” then stay on the sideline.
February 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Real tough week for the Big Masculinity Boys as Trump got pantsed by Mexico’s Lady President and Canada’s Lame Duck Lib, and JD Vance had to tell his sugar daddy he could hire back a guy who insulted his wife and marriage.
February 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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January 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Still slaps, though
THE STING (1973) is now the oldest American narrative film on Netflix — one of only 5 released before 1980 on the largest subscription streaming service in the U.S.

#Streaming #FilmSky
January 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Learn how to talk to your friends and family about 10-win #Illinois
Illinois coach Bret Bielema earned the honors of the Cheez-It bath after the Fighting Illini won the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl.

📸 citrusbowl/X
January 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Tough day to be an SEC team that fancied yourself CFP-worthy!
January 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I like that we get to let the rest of America in on it from time to time. Otherwise I don’t think they’d believe us.
Every Bears game I have observed this year has been the most painful football game I have ever watched
December 27, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Oh man @janecoaston.bsky.social has gotta be feeling this piece at like an elemental level. There is One True Good Internet and it remains the Boards
December 11, 2024 at 5:05 PM