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Wimbledon commentators are insufferable
July 7, 2023 at 2:35 PM
dude i cant believe im getting paid to do shit i was doing for free lmao and no this isnt some scam trap im just excited about my new job 😂
June 28, 2023 at 7:03 PM
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listen i came to this website for the same reason as everyone else: to shitpost my way through societal collapse
June 24, 2023 at 7:50 PM
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adhd today got me like
June 25, 2023 at 7:04 PM
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this image is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard him with respect or disgust?
June 25, 2023 at 7:58 AM
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The state of social media today
June 24, 2023 at 3:12 PM
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Best parallel I can think of is if we tried to invade Canada because we thought Vancouver was basically ours, the entire US military got tied up in the forest, then Blackwater turned on us and started heading towards DC overnight, except Blackwater was financed by Rachael Ray.
June 24, 2023 at 1:21 PM
*moms garage
June 24, 2023 at 12:41 PM
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"If you need me," said my 7 year old son, "I'll be in my mind."
June 24, 2023 at 12:27 AM
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no rules streetfighting lmao what a dumb fucking loser
June 24, 2023 at 4:40 AM
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100% convinced you could get at least a few billionaires to put themselves into jigsaw traps if you told them it was an exclusive experience
June 22, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Fuuuuck 😂
June 22, 2023 at 8:09 PM
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tfw you’re piloting a submersible with a Wii remote but forget to put the wrist strap on and accidentally fling it into the windshield causing the vessel to rapidly depressurize
If you had to choose a video game controller from history to steer your Titanic sub, which would it be?

I'll go first: Guitar Hero guitar controller
June 20, 2023 at 5:07 PM
It really would be embarrassing if you spent your first two days at a new job on the phone to tech support because you locked yourself out... but to then hear them say "I've never seen this before". FML.
June 20, 2023 at 9:55 AM
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jk rowling wanted to call someone a mudblood and then the entire harry potter series was her working backwards from that
June 18, 2023 at 3:40 PM
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[opens twitter, sees all the dumbass vax debate stuff]

[closes twitter]

well, at least there’s bluesky

[opens bluesky, sees everyone talking about all the dumbass vax debate stuff on twitter]
June 18, 2023 at 1:56 PM
Mili here's my username–add me in a month and i'll teach you everything i know about skeeting <3
June 14, 2023 at 7:23 PM