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Jake
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Wait.
Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?
September 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Thank god squid game squeezed in a celebrity cameo, i was almost worried it would make an important statement about class struggle
June 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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One thing about the current panic and how it’s almost exclusively targeted at LGBTQ people is looking back at growing up and realizing that almost every single instance of either straight up criminality or just being a creep at my school was done by a middle aged male teacher to a female student
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Voters: can you pay 50 cents more in taxes to pay for vegetables for children and agree not to defraud the elderly on their electrical bills

Wall Street Guy: OH LIKE THE KILLING FIELDS?!?! LIKE THE KHMER ROUGE?!?!
WATCH: “What about the rich? Do they get shot? It’s like they’re making Wall Streeters walk out onto the ice in the East River… class warfare… eat the rich.”

@cnbc.com hosts Joe Kernen & jim cramer hilariously struggle to process Zohran’s win — made inevitable by the greed they exalt.
June 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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This is a win for all 5'8" kings in their mid thirties. We did it!
June 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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oh no, now republicans are going to start calling all democrats socialists. can't imagine how terrible that totally unprecedented situation will be
June 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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This guy’s been on an all-time run the last few weeks.
June 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I get offline for ONE day just to come back to war???
June 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My partner was so tired today that she started softly snoring before she’d even finished snuggling into her blanket, and while I’m sad she’s so tired, it’s pretty goddamn precious
April 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
No more fun! No more fun!
Bye bye treats! We will miss you!

*NINTENDO TO DELAY SWITCH 2 PRE-ORDERS IN US ON TARIFFS: CNBC
April 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
let him cook
(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
February 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Whatever You Like is such a good fkn song
February 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Working in the "destroying the environment but nothing else I'm qualified for will hire me" industry feels particularly unsatisfying today
February 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Like a kid making you taste a mud pie when you haven't eaten breakfast
Hakeem Jeffries unveils his nickname for Donald Trump.

[drumroll]

"Captain Chaos"
February 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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An X account, operated by ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, and first created in 2012, has posted hateful, xenophobic, and pro-fascist content. The Observer linked Rodden to the account through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account
The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical deta...
www.texasobserver.org
February 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
then it'll get delayed over and over until eventually, the public forgets it ever was supposed to come out until it's surprise released on a random saturday
The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
February 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I’m not religious, but “the love of money is the root of all evil” is a banger
One thing about corporations that I’ll never understand is why they can have record profits and still lay people off.
February 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Never have I regretted anything more than dipping a single toe into the hubristic sarlacc pit that is Letterboxd
February 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Out of over 900 anti-LGBTQ+ hate incidents in 2024, tracked by the nonprofit GLAAD, almost half of them targeted transgender, nonbinary, or gender-nonconforming individuals. Experts worry this situation is already worsening under Trump:
Counting Hate: At Least 61 Anti-LGBTQ+ Incidents in Texas Last Year
The LGBTQ+ advocacy organization GLAAD, which tracks incidents, warned that threats against the queer community are likely to worsen under the Trump administration.
www.texasobserver.org
February 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence
February 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Yes, I may be white. But I'll never be "that was the worst halftime show ever" white.
February 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wake me up when they’re both dead
February 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM