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And to think Paris came out 16 years *after* London. Special FX should be getting better over time, but at some point we all just flatlined when this became the norm
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
American Werewolf in…

London [‘81] Paris [‘97]
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
NOFX. “S&M Airlines.” 1989. If you’re a struggling director, just know that the dude who directed this ended up making Pirates of the Caribbean 🏴‍☠️

#musicsky #nofx #california #punk
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You know what’s funny — the church folk wore this *ironically* back in the day
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A Bit of Fry & Laurie. 1989.

It’s 36 years old — and incredible to watch right now. 80s British comedy genius with a gut punch in 2025.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
HAHAHA
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
hold up
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yeah the memes are fire today 😂
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Your guess is as good as mine, but my money’s on eBay Malmsteen 😂
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
same
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is *perfect* picking technique — playing so cleanly that the guitar sounds like a harpsichord. His name? Yngwie J* Malmsteen.

* “I don’t fckn’ eat donuts”

#metalsky #guitarsky #malmsteensky #dothesehashtagsevenworksky
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Slot can’t seem to wrestle his way out of a 5-0-5, that’s why we’re back to playing side passes for 80 mins and then booting it up there like a hail mary
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I am all ears on Herzog recommendations — I’ve seen Aguirre, Fitzcaraldo, Nosferatu and now, Bad Lieutenant, and every one has been top shelf. The Criterion list of films is as such:
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s seriously inexplicable
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The script is really fun — in that, every single fucked up thing he does somehow ends up working in his favor.

And how Herzog pulled off this shot, I’ll never know 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A complete inability to read the room
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
To think this kid from Legally Blonde grew up to become Osgood Perkins

#filmsky
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you haven’t seen it, Werner Herzog gets the best out of Nic Cage in the way he once did with Klaus Kinski — w/ Cage playing the drug addicted degenerate cop in NOLA right around the Hurricane Katrina fallout. It’s so insane that you end up actually rooting for him.

@criterionchannl.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just when you think no one could surpass Bob from House by the Cemetery as worst child actor in history, this fcker shows up in The Predator
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
HAHAHA
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’ll say this: Romulus, Prey and Killer of Killers all worked better for me on 2nd viewings — especially KoK because it opens up the entire universe, and shows how time & space isn’t a barrier for abducting their gladiators… it was just a matter of time before we saw the return of Dutch & Harrigan
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. 2009. Dir: Werner Herzog. In which Nic Cage improvised almost all his lines and Herzog likened him as a “gift from god.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I brought my pencil
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM