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We are on the precipice of some of the worst digitally-made cinema in our lifetime.
Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine have inked deals for AI-generated versions of their voices with ElevenLabs
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
American Werewolf in…

London [‘81] Paris [‘97]
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
NOFX. “S&M Airlines.” 1989. If you’re a struggling director, just know that the dude who directed this ended up making Pirates of the Caribbean 🏴‍☠️

#musicsky #nofx #california #punk
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
A Bit of Fry & Laurie. 1989.

It’s 36 years old — and incredible to watch right now. 80s British comedy genius with a gut punch in 2025.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This is *perfect* picking technique — playing so cleanly that the guitar sounds like a harpsichord. His name? Yngwie J* Malmsteen.

* “I don’t fckn’ eat donuts”

#metalsky #guitarsky #malmsteensky #dothesehashtagsevenworksky
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
To think this kid from Legally Blonde grew up to become Osgood Perkins

#filmsky
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you haven’t seen it, Werner Herzog gets the best out of Nic Cage in the way he once did with Klaus Kinski — w/ Cage playing the drug addicted degenerate cop in NOLA right around the Hurricane Katrina fallout. It’s so insane that you end up actually rooting for him.

@criterionchannl.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. 2009. Dir: Werner Herzog. In which Nic Cage improvised almost all his lines and Herzog likened him as a “gift from god.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
When the drum intro is so iconic, the song needs no introduction
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Dokken. “It’s Not Love” — video shot on the Sunset Strip in LA 1985.

#metalsky #dokken #california #80s
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Beastie Boys. “Intergalactic.” 1998.

Directed by Nathaniel Hörnblowér aka MCA aka Adam Yauch RIP

#musicsky #tokusatsu #kaiju #mecha
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Nike / Adidas High Tops circa 1989

thrash metal 🤝 hip hop
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Michael Romeo | Symphony X. “Sea of Lies.” 1996. Avoid if you hate neo-classical guitar shred.

#metalsky #prog #classical #guitar
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Max von Sydow on his thrones

The Virgin Spring | Conan the Barbarian
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The Changeling. 1980. John Russell, music professor and grieving father & husband, now alone, moves into an old mansion and begins to compose a new melody…

#filmsky #horror #musicbox #joseph
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I just posted a milestone-moment-in-cinema history clip from The Virgin Spring — but it’s been flagged as ‘explicit disturbing media’, which means you likely won’t see it on your TL, but it IS on my feed, just so you know *cough* 🎬
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Virgin Spring. 1960. Dir: Ingmar Bergman. Herr Töre has just discovered that the 2 men & boy he put up for the night have earlier raped & killed his missing daughter — and so he prepares his vengeance.

File this under ‘every frame is a painting’

#filmsky @criterionchannl.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Why do we need The Thing 2 when this already exists
Or at least give us the full length Pingu version 🤣
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
NOPE
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Ensiferum. “Token of Time.” 2000. That time when Viking Folk Metal peaked ⚔️

#metalsky #viking #pagan #heathen #folk
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ana de Armas in Blade Runner 2049— never felt so sad about the death of a hologram

#filmsky #scifi #bladerunner #anadearmas #cinema #villeneuve
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reposted by jaykeeley
You know, I have become sceptical about the "contractual reasons" or "record company pressure" excuses. Is it just an alibi for lack of creativity? If a (then) small underground band like Celtic Frost was able to liberate itself from such shackles, it should be possible for most other bands as well.
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Malcolm X. 1992. Dir: Spike Lee.

Denzel Washington missed out on the Best Actor Oscar to Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman. The man was robbed.

#filmsky #malcolmx #cinema
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
*BIG COUGH*
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I have to believe that these bands going on hiatus contributed to the “hunger” of coming back to deliver the goods. All 4 bands completely revitalized.

Carcass | Celtic Frost | Orphaned Land | Coroner
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM