i could be wrong about this — i’ve been wrong before — but i believe that all speakers have very tiny, exceptionally talented musicians with extraordinary artistic range living inside of them. again, i might be wrong and if i am then that’s on me

preparing for my annual thanksgiving tradition of brining a turkey in a 50/50 mix of kratom and johnny walker and then pan-frying that sum'bitch till it turns black

i don't believe in blocking people with different views. i think that everybody should listen to everybody else all of the time. i believe that everyone should quit their jobs and stop sleeping so that they can read all of the posts and consider all of the perspectives

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands

being shy and somewhat introverted in my younger years, i feel as though i completely wasted my Vietnam War experience

for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million

ive had 4 beautiful women say to me Thank you. Thank you for coming to the halloween party as White Urkel , and Challenging the idea of Race

getting shot in the stomach and immediately stumbling towards my medicine cabinet to chug a bottle of pepto bismol

well i am on here now you rat bastards, you sons of bitches