Doodle
@doodleftw.bsky.social
Migrating from an unhappy place. Trying to bring some smiles and calm to a frantic world.
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I’m bad at photoshop, but you get the idea.
#2026
#2026
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I’m bad at photoshop, but you get the idea.
#2026
#2026
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[watching a pro athlete drop a pass]
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
[watching a pro athlete drop a pass]
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”
John Waters seems to be aging well… good for him. 🙃
NBA and FIBA announce search for teams for a potential European league
NBA and FIBA announce search for teams for a potential European league
The National Basketball Association and International Basketball Federation said they would begin prospecting basketball teams and owners for a planned pan-European men's basketball league.
www.lemonde.fr
December 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
John Waters seems to be aging well… good for him. 🙃
Dear television and YouTube advertisers,
You have until Jan. 2nd to play your X-mas commercials. After that, I reserve the right to complain.
You have until Jan. 2nd to play your X-mas commercials. After that, I reserve the right to complain.
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dear television and YouTube advertisers,
You have until Jan. 2nd to play your X-mas commercials. After that, I reserve the right to complain.
You have until Jan. 2nd to play your X-mas commercials. After that, I reserve the right to complain.
Teddy is King in this battle, but the Trubisky one really makes me happy, too.
“Guys, should we just trade Danny?”
“Ha, ha… very funny.”
“Guys, should we just trade Danny?”
“Ha, ha… very funny.”
Progressive backup commercials, ranked:
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Teddy is King in this battle, but the Trubisky one really makes me happy, too.
“Guys, should we just trade Danny?”
“Ha, ha… very funny.”
“Guys, should we just trade Danny?”
“Ha, ha… very funny.”
Is it over? How did the war on Xmas go? Did we win? I wasn't keeping track.
December 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Is it over? How did the war on Xmas go? Did we win? I wasn't keeping track.
Happy Boxing Day to all my U.K., Canadian, and Australian friends, and everyone else who celebrates it... go get those deals, and don’t forget the less fortunate while you’re out there!
#boxingday
#boxingday
December 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Happy Boxing Day to all my U.K., Canadian, and Australian friends, and everyone else who celebrates it... go get those deals, and don’t forget the less fortunate while you’re out there!
#boxingday
#boxingday
Okay, I do love deep dish, but this is hilarious nonetheless.
Pizza is a good metaphor for religion. The kind you grew up with is the only real kind and the bastards who like it different from you are all going to hell.
But it's all the same ingredients*.
*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
But it's all the same ingredients*.
*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Okay, I do love deep dish, but this is hilarious nonetheless.
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I am currently watching the Star Wars holiday special in full for the first time and all I can think is that the cocaine in the 70’s was amazing.
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I am currently watching the Star Wars holiday special in full for the first time and all I can think is that the cocaine in the 70’s was amazing.
December 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Waiting for this day to end…
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Waiting for this day to end…
credit to @nightvaleradio.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
credit to @nightvaleradio.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I appreciate the offer, but I’m married…
December 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I appreciate the offer, but I’m married…
On this day in 2012, TGI Friday’s ran a special menu to poke fun of the Mayan Doomsday Calendar.
The world was supposed to end that night, according to misinterpretations of ancient stone carvings.
“Go Out With a Full Stomach” is a great slogan.
🍽️💥
The world was supposed to end that night, according to misinterpretations of ancient stone carvings.
“Go Out With a Full Stomach” is a great slogan.
🍽️💥
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
On this day in 2012, TGI Friday’s ran a special menu to poke fun of the Mayan Doomsday Calendar.
The world was supposed to end that night, according to misinterpretations of ancient stone carvings.
“Go Out With a Full Stomach” is a great slogan.
🍽️💥
The world was supposed to end that night, according to misinterpretations of ancient stone carvings.
“Go Out With a Full Stomach” is a great slogan.
🍽️💥
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ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
Yes, those are Dr. Pepper flavored Peeps. Yes, I’m curious. No, I did not buy them.
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Yes, those are Dr. Pepper flavored Peeps. Yes, I’m curious. No, I did not buy them.
“You think YOU got it rough?”
😳
😳
December 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“You think YOU got it rough?”
😳
😳
I was lucky enough to score a lunch reservation at the Sci-Fi Dine-In Restaurant at Hollywood Studios recently. I can confirm that they are still showing the same 47 minute loop of B-movie trailers, Vintage snack bar ads, Spacey cartoons and old Newsreels touting products of “the future”.
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I was lucky enough to score a lunch reservation at the Sci-Fi Dine-In Restaurant at Hollywood Studios recently. I can confirm that they are still showing the same 47 minute loop of B-movie trailers, Vintage snack bar ads, Spacey cartoons and old Newsreels touting products of “the future”.
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Black Christmas (1974) 🎬🎄🖤
Directed by Bob Clark
Directed by Bob Clark
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Black Christmas (1974) 🎬🎄🖤
Directed by Bob Clark
Directed by Bob Clark
Cats and their owners are like...
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Cats and their owners are like...
Need to stay at a hotel soon… I’m down to my last tiny bar of soap.
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Need to stay at a hotel soon… I’m down to my last tiny bar of soap.
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