✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ
@dontloseurhead.bsky.social
ALL THE RUMORS ARE
TRUE, YEAH !
TRUE, YEAH !
Pinned
ｏｈ ＧＯｄ,
ｉ＇ｍ ＢＥＡＵＴＩＦＵＬ
ｏｈ ＧＯｄ,
ｉ＇ｍ ＷＯＮＤＥＲＦＵＬ
'ᵐ ᵐᵃʳⱽᴱᴸᴼᵁˢ⁻⁻ ⁱⁿᵀᴱᴸᴸⁱᴳᴱᴺᵀ⁻
ｉ＇ｍ ＢＥＡＵＴＩＦＵＬ
ｏｈ ＧＯｄ,
ｉ＇ｍ ＷＯＮＤＥＲＦＵＬ
'ᵐ ᵐᵃʳⱽᴱᴸᴼᵁˢ⁻⁻ ⁱⁿᵀᴱᴸᴸⁱᴳᴱᴺᵀ⁻
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.. what the hellion .
.. what the hellion .
August 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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.. what the hellion .
.. what the hellion .
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everytime someone goes missin', ah'm jus gonna replay this broadcast an' continue about mah day
everytime someone goes missin', ah'm jus gonna replay this broadcast an' continue about mah day
desk.
rapid thought . )
if a person is missing 🤔..--
.....
why don't you just .
Find Them 🤨 ?
( ' GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER!!' his mini-cons cheer as his greenscreen bg rains poorly animated confetti that glitches like making too many moving things in minecraft & lagging the game )
rapid thought . )
if a person is missing 🤔..--
.....
why don't you just .
Find Them 🤨 ?
( ' GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER!!' his mini-cons cheer as his greenscreen bg rains poorly animated confetti that glitches like making too many moving things in minecraft & lagging the game )
May 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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everytime someone goes missin', ah'm jus gonna replay this broadcast an' continue about mah day
everytime someone goes missin', ah'm jus gonna replay this broadcast an' continue about mah day
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......... mmmmmmm- 💧
......... mmmmmmm- 💧
May 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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......... mmmmmmm- 💧
......... mmmmmmm- 💧
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ah don't thank ya know what good concealer is OOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO
ah don't thank ya know what good concealer is OOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO
May 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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ah don't thank ya know what good concealer is OOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO
ah don't thank ya know what good concealer is OOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO
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AH AM A PROUD
CYBERTRONIAN
PARASITE !
AH AM A PROUD
CYBERTRONIAN
PARASITE !
May 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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AH AM A PROUD
CYBERTRONIAN
PARASITE !
AH AM A PROUD
CYBERTRONIAN
PARASITE !
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........ great.
. . . more Nerds .
........ great.
. . . more Nerds .
May 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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........ great.
. . . more Nerds .
........ great.
. . . more Nerds .
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ
the idiot doesn't know he's live.
April 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the idiot doesn't know he's live.
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( GIRLY SQUEAL AN DUCKING FOR COVER EVEN THOUGH HE'S IN THE SAFETY OF HIS OFFICE .
... stupid silver dog audials hesitantly poking above the desk before his beautiful face could risk any further 'damage'.
..audials scanning for danger like a submarine's telescope.)
...cut that, rewind .
( GIRLY SQUEAL AN DUCKING FOR COVER EVEN THOUGH HE'S IN THE SAFETY OF HIS OFFICE .
... stupid silver dog audials hesitantly poking above the desk before his beautiful face could risk any further 'damage'.
..audials scanning for danger like a submarine's telescope.)
...cut that, rewind .
April 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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( GIRLY SQUEAL AN DUCKING FOR COVER EVEN THOUGH HE'S IN THE SAFETY OF HIS OFFICE .
... stupid silver dog audials hesitantly poking above the desk before his beautiful face could risk any further 'damage'.
..audials scanning for danger like a submarine's telescope.)
...cut that, rewind .
( GIRLY SQUEAL AN DUCKING FOR COVER EVEN THOUGH HE'S IN THE SAFETY OF HIS OFFICE .
... stupid silver dog audials hesitantly poking above the desk before his beautiful face could risk any further 'damage'.
..audials scanning for danger like a submarine's telescope.)
...cut that, rewind .
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if ah lost an argument ta some schmuck called 'topspin', ah'd probably offline myself
if ah lost an argument ta some schmuck called 'topspin', ah'd probably offline myself
April 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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if ah lost an argument ta some schmuck called 'topspin', ah'd probably offline myself
if ah lost an argument ta some schmuck called 'topspin', ah'd probably offline myself
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GAHDAHMN, EVERYTHANG SUCKS 🤠 !
GAHDAHMN, EVERYTHANG SUCKS 🤠 !
April 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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GAHDAHMN, EVERYTHANG SUCKS 🤠 !
GAHDAHMN, EVERYTHANG SUCKS 🤠 !
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oh, ew .
( crops the video to edit out swerve's breathing radius )
that's bettah 😊
oh, ew .
( crops the video to edit out swerve's breathing radius )
that's bettah 😊
LEWK!!!! DHERE'S ME!!! I'M FAMOUS! I'M ON DA TV!!!
I MADE IT, MA !!!!
( excitedly pointing to a video clip of him on the news, entire body covered by blaster's news icon Mike wazowski style )
( look, Gary! there i am !! )
I MADE IT, MA !!!!
( excitedly pointing to a video clip of him on the news, entire body covered by blaster's news icon Mike wazowski style )
( look, Gary! there i am !! )
April 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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oh, ew .
( crops the video to edit out swerve's breathing radius )
that's bettah 😊
oh, ew .
( crops the video to edit out swerve's breathing radius )
that's bettah 😊
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ
LEWK!!!! DHERE'S ME!!! I'M FAMOUS! I'M ON DA TV!!!
I MADE IT, MA !!!!
( excitedly pointing to a video clip of him on the news, entire body covered by blaster's news icon Mike wazowski style )
( look, Gary! there i am !! )
I MADE IT, MA !!!!
( excitedly pointing to a video clip of him on the news, entire body covered by blaster's news icon Mike wazowski style )
( look, Gary! there i am !! )
April 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
LEWK!!!! DHERE'S ME!!! I'M FAMOUS! I'M ON DA TV!!!
I MADE IT, MA !!!!
( excitedly pointing to a video clip of him on the news, entire body covered by blaster's news icon Mike wazowski style )
( look, Gary! there i am !! )
I MADE IT, MA !!!!
( excitedly pointing to a video clip of him on the news, entire body covered by blaster's news icon Mike wazowski style )
( look, Gary! there i am !! )
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ
when all of a sudden i hear this agitating, grating voice
April 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
when all of a sudden i hear this agitating, grating voice
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..oh? you wanna be a news reporter jus' like me one day? d'aaaw.. rewind..
.. do you audials wraggle when you smile?
... no ?
that's what ah thought .
k!II yourself .
...
...... ANNNNN' WE'RE BACK WITH THA NEWS 😁 !
..oh? you wanna be a news reporter jus' like me one day? d'aaaw.. rewind..
.. do you audials wraggle when you smile?
... no ?
that's what ah thought .
k!II yourself .
...
...... ANNNNN' WE'RE BACK WITH THA NEWS 😁 !
April 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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..oh? you wanna be a news reporter jus' like me one day? d'aaaw.. rewind..
.. do you audials wraggle when you smile?
... no ?
that's what ah thought .
k!II yourself .
...
...... ANNNNN' WE'RE BACK WITH THA NEWS 😁 !
..oh? you wanna be a news reporter jus' like me one day? d'aaaw.. rewind..
.. do you audials wraggle when you smile?
... no ?
that's what ah thought .
k!II yourself .
...
...... ANNNNN' WE'RE BACK WITH THA NEWS 😁 !
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💭 KRILL YOURSELF!!!!!@!@!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
💭 KRILL YOURSELF!!!!!@!@!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
?
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BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL!
READ ALL ABOUT IT !!
... should ah 🤔
.. make this fan's day 🤨 ?
BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL!
READ ALL ABOUT IT !!
... should ah 🤔
.. make this fan's day 🤨 ?
April 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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💭 KRILL YOURSELF!!!!!@!@!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
💭 KRILL YOURSELF!!!!!@!@!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL!
READ ALL ABOUT IT !!
... should ah 🤔
.. make this fan's day 🤨 ?
BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL!
READ ALL ABOUT IT !!
... should ah 🤔
.. make this fan's day 🤨 ?
April 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL!
READ ALL ABOUT IT !!
... should ah 🤔
.. make this fan's day 🤨 ?
BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL!
READ ALL ABOUT IT !!
... should ah 🤔
.. make this fan's day 🤨 ?
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....... what .
....... what .
April 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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....... what .
....... what .
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THEY ARE TAKING REVENGE ON ASTROTRAIN !!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!!
THEY ARE TAKING REVENGE ON ASTROTRAIN !!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!!
April 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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THEY ARE TAKING REVENGE ON ASTROTRAIN !!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!!
THEY ARE TAKING REVENGE ON ASTROTRAIN !!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!!
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WARNIN', WARNIN'! THIS JUS' IN, YA'LL
THERE ARE T W O.
TWO.
STORMGNATS. OR WHATEVER THE HELLS. EVACUATE YER HOMES... nOw!!!!!! THIS IS
N O T a DRILL.
WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO- ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
HELL IS REAL AN' WE'RE ALL LIVIN' IN IT ‼️‼️‼️
WARNIN', WARNIN'! THIS JUS' IN, YA'LL
THERE ARE T W O.
TWO.
STORMGNATS. OR WHATEVER THE HELLS. EVACUATE YER HOMES... nOw!!!!!! THIS IS
N O T a DRILL.
WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO- ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
HELL IS REAL AN' WE'RE ALL LIVIN' IN IT ‼️‼️‼️
April 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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WARNIN', WARNIN'! THIS JUS' IN, YA'LL
THERE ARE T W O.
TWO.
STORMGNATS. OR WHATEVER THE HELLS. EVACUATE YER HOMES... nOw!!!!!! THIS IS
N O T a DRILL.
WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO- ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
HELL IS REAL AN' WE'RE ALL LIVIN' IN IT ‼️‼️‼️
WARNIN', WARNIN'! THIS JUS' IN, YA'LL
THERE ARE T W O.
TWO.
STORMGNATS. OR WHATEVER THE HELLS. EVACUATE YER HOMES... nOw!!!!!! THIS IS
N O T a DRILL.
WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO- ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
HELL IS REAL AN' WE'RE ALL LIVIN' IN IT ‼️‼️‼️
Reposted by ✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ
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( not this dyslexic ahh .
mentally face palming . . . blasts . other blasts .
fix yer spelling ! ! ! the views are somehow in the NEGATIVES . )
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( not this dyslexic ahh .
mentally face palming . . . blasts . other blasts .
fix yer spelling ! ! ! the views are somehow in the NEGATIVES . )
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April 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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( not this dyslexic ahh .
mentally face palming . . . blasts . other blasts .
fix yer spelling ! ! ! the views are somehow in the NEGATIVES . )
⠀
( not this dyslexic ahh .
mentally face palming . . . blasts . other blasts .
fix yer spelling ! ! ! the views are somehow in the NEGATIVES . )
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HEY ?!?
AH GOTTA NAME, YA'KNOW 😾💢 .
HEY ?!?
AH GOTTA NAME, YA'KNOW 😾💢 .
.. Not the news guy again 😒
April 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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HEY ?!?
AH GOTTA NAME, YA'KNOW 😾💢 .
HEY ?!?
AH GOTTA NAME, YA'KNOW 😾💢 .
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..........
ya know what, hell yeah
( continues filming.
already making his minions (mini-bots) upload the footage of ricochet death.
hot shit throws rich het to his death & he DIES. not clickbait. watch to the end. surprise at end . subscribe )
..........
ya know what, hell yeah
( continues filming.
already making his minions (mini-bots) upload the footage of ricochet death.
hot shit throws rich het to his death & he DIES. not clickbait. watch to the end. surprise at end . subscribe )
April 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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..........
ya know what, hell yeah
( continues filming.
already making his minions (mini-bots) upload the footage of ricochet death.
hot shit throws rich het to his death & he DIES. not clickbait. watch to the end. surprise at end . subscribe )
..........
ya know what, hell yeah
( continues filming.
already making his minions (mini-bots) upload the footage of ricochet death.
hot shit throws rich het to his death & he DIES. not clickbait. watch to the end. surprise at end . subscribe )
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cannot forget tha 5000 slideshow PowerPoint presentation glass shatter effects an' rapid quick zooms with 400 different angles an' crazy lens flare fer no reason !!
cannot forget tha 5000 slideshow PowerPoint presentation glass shatter effects an' rapid quick zooms with 400 different angles an' crazy lens flare fer no reason !!
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yah that's
totes cereal .
continue gettin' thaaht fooottage ! ! !
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yah that's
totes cereal .
continue gettin' thaaht fooottage ! ! !
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ah am a very serious news reporter, ah only report on serious thangs
ah am a very serious news reporter, ah only report on serious thangs
April 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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cannot forget tha 5000 slideshow PowerPoint presentation glass shatter effects an' rapid quick zooms with 400 different angles an' crazy lens flare fer no reason !!
cannot forget tha 5000 slideshow PowerPoint presentation glass shatter effects an' rapid quick zooms with 400 different angles an' crazy lens flare fer no reason !!
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ah am a very serious news reporter, ah only report on serious thangs
ah am a very serious news reporter, ah only report on serious thangs
April 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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ah am a very serious news reporter, ah only report on serious thangs
ah am a very serious news reporter, ah only report on serious thangs