✘ 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚁 .ᐟ
@dontloseurhead.bsky.social
ALL THE RUMORS ARE
TRUE, YEAH !
TRUE, YEAH !
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.. what the hellion .
.. what the hellion .
August 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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.. what the hellion .
.. what the hellion .
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......... mmmmmmm- 💧
......... mmmmmmm- 💧
May 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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......... mmmmmmm- 💧
......... mmmmmmm- 💧
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AH AM A PROUD
CYBERTRONIAN
PARASITE !
AH AM A PROUD
CYBERTRONIAN
PARASITE !
May 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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AH AM A PROUD
CYBERTRONIAN
PARASITE !
AH AM A PROUD
CYBERTRONIAN
PARASITE !
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........ great.
. . . more Nerds .
........ great.
. . . more Nerds .
May 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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........ great.
. . . more Nerds .
........ great.
. . . more Nerds .
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if ah lost an argument ta some schmuck called 'topspin', ah'd probably offline myself
if ah lost an argument ta some schmuck called 'topspin', ah'd probably offline myself
April 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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if ah lost an argument ta some schmuck called 'topspin', ah'd probably offline myself
if ah lost an argument ta some schmuck called 'topspin', ah'd probably offline myself
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GAHDAHMN, EVERYTHANG SUCKS 🤠 !
GAHDAHMN, EVERYTHANG SUCKS 🤠 !
April 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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GAHDAHMN, EVERYTHANG SUCKS 🤠 !
GAHDAHMN, EVERYTHANG SUCKS 🤠 !
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..oh? you wanna be a news reporter jus' like me one day? d'aaaw.. rewind..
.. do you audials wraggle when you smile?
... no ?
that's what ah thought .
k!II yourself .
...
...... ANNNNN' WE'RE BACK WITH THA NEWS 😁 !
..oh? you wanna be a news reporter jus' like me one day? d'aaaw.. rewind..
.. do you audials wraggle when you smile?
... no ?
that's what ah thought .
k!II yourself .
...
...... ANNNNN' WE'RE BACK WITH THA NEWS 😁 !
April 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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..oh? you wanna be a news reporter jus' like me one day? d'aaaw.. rewind..
.. do you audials wraggle when you smile?
... no ?
that's what ah thought .
k!II yourself .
...
...... ANNNNN' WE'RE BACK WITH THA NEWS 😁 !
..oh? you wanna be a news reporter jus' like me one day? d'aaaw.. rewind..
.. do you audials wraggle when you smile?
... no ?
that's what ah thought .
k!II yourself .
...
...... ANNNNN' WE'RE BACK WITH THA NEWS 😁 !
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BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL!
READ ALL ABOUT IT !!
... should ah 🤔
.. make this fan's day 🤨 ?
BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL!
READ ALL ABOUT IT !!
... should ah 🤔
.. make this fan's day 🤨 ?
April 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL!
READ ALL ABOUT IT !!
... should ah 🤔
.. make this fan's day 🤨 ?
BREAKIN' NEWS, YA'LL! HEAR YA'LL, - HEAR YA'LL!
READ ALL ABOUT IT !!
... should ah 🤔
.. make this fan's day 🤨 ?
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....... what .
....... what .
April 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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....... what .
....... what .
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THEY ARE TAKING REVENGE ON ASTROTRAIN !!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!!
THEY ARE TAKING REVENGE ON ASTROTRAIN !!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!!
April 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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THEY ARE TAKING REVENGE ON ASTROTRAIN !!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!!
THEY ARE TAKING REVENGE ON ASTROTRAIN !!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!!
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WARNIN', WARNIN'! THIS JUS' IN, YA'LL
THERE ARE T W O.
TWO.
STORMGNATS. OR WHATEVER THE HELLS. EVACUATE YER HOMES... nOw!!!!!! THIS IS
N O T a DRILL.
WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO- ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
HELL IS REAL AN' WE'RE ALL LIVIN' IN IT ‼️‼️‼️
WARNIN', WARNIN'! THIS JUS' IN, YA'LL
THERE ARE T W O.
TWO.
STORMGNATS. OR WHATEVER THE HELLS. EVACUATE YER HOMES... nOw!!!!!! THIS IS
N O T a DRILL.
WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO- ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
HELL IS REAL AN' WE'RE ALL LIVIN' IN IT ‼️‼️‼️
April 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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WARNIN', WARNIN'! THIS JUS' IN, YA'LL
THERE ARE T W O.
TWO.
STORMGNATS. OR WHATEVER THE HELLS. EVACUATE YER HOMES... nOw!!!!!! THIS IS
N O T a DRILL.
WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO- ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
HELL IS REAL AN' WE'RE ALL LIVIN' IN IT ‼️‼️‼️
WARNIN', WARNIN'! THIS JUS' IN, YA'LL
THERE ARE T W O.
TWO.
STORMGNATS. OR WHATEVER THE HELLS. EVACUATE YER HOMES... nOw!!!!!! THIS IS
N O T a DRILL.
WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO- ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
HELL IS REAL AN' WE'RE ALL LIVIN' IN IT ‼️‼️‼️
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howdy, ya'll !
tonight's news :
Love : loses 🥰 !
YEE-HAW 🤠👢!!!
howdy, ya'll !
tonight's news :
Love : loses 🥰 !
YEE-HAW 🤠👢!!!
April 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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howdy, ya'll !
tonight's news :
Love : loses 🥰 !
YEE-HAW 🤠👢!!!
howdy, ya'll !
tonight's news :
Love : loses 🥰 !
YEE-HAW 🤠👢!!!
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today's weather report isss-
WHO careeeeees!
* I'm *
on The Screen 😏😎 .
( fuckbot lip bite. rubbing his servos together like a rapper or a fly about to acid vomit. running his servos through his dog ear audials. they spring back up like flower leaves pressed )
today's weather report isss-
WHO careeeeees!
* I'm *
on The Screen 😏😎 .
( fuckbot lip bite. rubbing his servos together like a rapper or a fly about to acid vomit. running his servos through his dog ear audials. they spring back up like flower leaves pressed )
April 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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today's weather report isss-
WHO careeeeees!
* I'm *
on The Screen 😏😎 .
( fuckbot lip bite. rubbing his servos together like a rapper or a fly about to acid vomit. running his servos through his dog ear audials. they spring back up like flower leaves pressed )
today's weather report isss-
WHO careeeeees!
* I'm *
on The Screen 😏😎 .
( fuckbot lip bite. rubbing his servos together like a rapper or a fly about to acid vomit. running his servos through his dog ear audials. they spring back up like flower leaves pressed )
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oh my God, guys, i actually did it
oh my God, guys, i actually did it
April 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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oh my God, guys, i actually did it
oh my God, guys, i actually did it
April 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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......
( how does he keep getting views..
these HAVE to be bots.. BOT bots!!
.. it's CHEATING!
it HAS to be CHEATING!
... or maybe.
his paint really IS the problem??
.. wheeljack Promised he'd make a red paint that won't go gray on him later..
..or maybe
it's soundwave all over again..-💧)
......
( how does he keep getting views..
these HAVE to be bots.. BOT bots!!
.. it's CHEATING!
it HAS to be CHEATING!
... or maybe.
his paint really IS the problem??
.. wheeljack Promised he'd make a red paint that won't go gray on him later..
..or maybe
it's soundwave all over again..-💧)
April 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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......
( how does he keep getting views..
these HAVE to be bots.. BOT bots!!
.. it's CHEATING!
it HAS to be CHEATING!
... or maybe.
his paint really IS the problem??
.. wheeljack Promised he'd make a red paint that won't go gray on him later..
..or maybe
it's soundwave all over again..-💧)
......
( how does he keep getting views..
these HAVE to be bots.. BOT bots!!
.. it's CHEATING!
it HAS to be CHEATING!
... or maybe.
his paint really IS the problem??
.. wheeljack Promised he'd make a red paint that won't go gray on him later..
..or maybe
it's soundwave all over again..-💧)
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... uGh-
THAT BEER-FILLED BoZO of a BITCHBOT is TOTALLY
BITING
my BIT !!!!!
... uGh-
THAT BEER-FILLED BoZO of a BITCHBOT is TOTALLY
BITING
my BIT !!!!!
April 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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... uGh-
THAT BEER-FILLED BoZO of a BITCHBOT is TOTALLY
BITING
my BIT !!!!!
... uGh-
THAT BEER-FILLED BoZO of a BITCHBOT is TOTALLY
BITING
my BIT !!!!!
BZZT ! ⚡️
snapping back off the air as quick as he jumpscared ! )
snapping back off the air as quick as he jumpscared ! )
April 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
BZZT ! ⚡️
snapping back off the air as quick as he jumpscared ! )
snapping back off the air as quick as he jumpscared ! )
blank stare into the camera)
now, the other sad saps involved?
lightbright is very much not bright for tussling with a train since he just took it up with Tylenol afterwards.
hot shot-.. his original designation had to be 'hospital' an' they jus' misspelled
because woowee-
911 is on 2x speeddial
now, the other sad saps involved?
lightbright is very much not bright for tussling with a train since he just took it up with Tylenol afterwards.
hot shot-.. his original designation had to be 'hospital' an' they jus' misspelled
because woowee-
911 is on 2x speeddial
April 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
blank stare into the camera)
now, the other sad saps involved?
lightbright is very much not bright for tussling with a train since he just took it up with Tylenol afterwards.
hot shot-.. his original designation had to be 'hospital' an' they jus' misspelled
because woowee-
911 is on 2x speeddial
now, the other sad saps involved?
lightbright is very much not bright for tussling with a train since he just took it up with Tylenol afterwards.
hot shot-.. his original designation had to be 'hospital' an' they jus' misspelled
because woowee-
911 is on 2x speeddial
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frag everybot who got injured/traumatized. i hope nobody recovers
frag everybot who got injured/traumatized. i hope nobody recovers
April 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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frag everybot who got injured/traumatized. i hope nobody recovers
frag everybot who got injured/traumatized. i hope nobody recovers
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..... ME AM ?
..... ME AM ?
April 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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..... ME AM ?
..... ME AM ?
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if the mini-cons wanted ice cream so bad, they can get full on one sample size.
s'not MY fault they wanna MOOCH insteada gettin' creative . if anythang, it's HELPIN' 'em,
which ah ALSO hate !!
if the mini-cons wanted ice cream so bad, they can get full on one sample size.
s'not MY fault they wanna MOOCH insteada gettin' creative . if anythang, it's HELPIN' 'em,
which ah ALSO hate !!
April 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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if the mini-cons wanted ice cream so bad, they can get full on one sample size.
s'not MY fault they wanna MOOCH insteada gettin' creative . if anythang, it's HELPIN' 'em,
which ah ALSO hate !!
if the mini-cons wanted ice cream so bad, they can get full on one sample size.
s'not MY fault they wanna MOOCH insteada gettin' creative . if anythang, it's HELPIN' 'em,
which ah ALSO hate !!
