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the BEST barista, baby !!
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accidentally threw away a customer's elaborate drink order instead of throwing a napkin into the trash because i confused which servo was holding what
July 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
accidentally threw away a customer's elaborate drink order instead of throwing a napkin into the trash because i confused which servo was holding what
( group chat ping ??
... chassis vents opening up from their usual slit. rummaging a servo through the chassis slot and retrieving his datapad with a case decorated full of Blurr pictures, like a kpop fan phonecard.
reading text then
sending: )
... chassis vents opening up from their usual slit. rummaging a servo through the chassis slot and retrieving his datapad with a case decorated full of Blurr pictures, like a kpop fan phonecard.
reading text then
sending: )
May 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
( group chat ping ??
... chassis vents opening up from their usual slit. rummaging a servo through the chassis slot and retrieving his datapad with a case decorated full of Blurr pictures, like a kpop fan phonecard.
reading text then
sending: )
... chassis vents opening up from their usual slit. rummaging a servo through the chassis slot and retrieving his datapad with a case decorated full of Blurr pictures, like a kpop fan phonecard.
reading text then
sending: )
driiiiiiiiiiiiink
a black and white photo of a man wearing glasses and a bow tie .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing glasses and a bow tie .
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May 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
driiiiiiiiiiiiink
i jus' Know da floor hate tew see yew mfs comin' when it's lava . .
May 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i jus' Know da floor hate tew see yew mfs comin' when it's lava . .
why always da baddest bitches.....
He's dead.
HI . HOLA. NI HAO. BONJOUR. HOWDY
May 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
why always da baddest bitches.....
WOAH NELLY
I'm counting multiversal varriants . i hate my megatron so much .
a pixel art of a robot with a purple light coming out of it
ALT: a pixel art of a robot with a purple light coming out of it
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May 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
WOAH NELLY
hearing mech enter my bar n say ' starting my morning off with my favorite little sweet treat 😍😍😊☺️ !' n then try to order nucleon at 6am LIKE DAT IS NaWT. a SWEET. TREAT.
DAT is ALCOHOLISM .
DAT is ALCOHOLISM .
May 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
hearing mech enter my bar n say ' starting my morning off with my favorite little sweet treat 😍😍😊☺️ !' n then try to order nucleon at 6am LIKE DAT IS NaWT. a SWEET. TREAT.
DAT is ALCOHOLISM .
DAT is ALCOHOLISM .
this has been my secret vc ever since i first laid eyes on the manlet. what do we think lads (no gender intent lads), is this shit ass
May 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
this has been my secret vc ever since i first laid eyes on the manlet. what do we think lads (no gender intent lads), is this shit ass
( bent over a bar table, dual chassis vents open, draining the water out into two big containers )
i neva tought i would have tew stewp so low... but does anybot want tew buy my bathwadda .... my breastmilk ..
i neva tought i would have tew stewp so low... but does anybot want tew buy my bathwadda .... my breastmilk ..
May 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
( bent over a bar table, dual chassis vents open, draining the water out into two big containers )
i neva tought i would have tew stewp so low... but does anybot want tew buy my bathwadda .... my breastmilk ..
i neva tought i would have tew stewp so low... but does anybot want tew buy my bathwadda .... my breastmilk ..
......
dhere is. W ater.
in my .
bewbs .
dhere is. W ater.
in my .
bewbs .
May 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
......
dhere is. W ater.
in my .
bewbs .
dhere is. W ater.
in my .
bewbs .
a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a -
( like one of those annoying ass kids who heard you mess up once and won't let you live it down )
( like one of those annoying ass kids who heard you mess up once and won't let you live it down )
May 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a -
( like one of those annoying ass kids who heard you mess up once and won't let you live it down )
( like one of those annoying ass kids who heard you mess up once and won't let you live it down )
( makes whirl a delightful drink and then drinks it right in front of him and wipes his lips and smacks them with a big satisfied AHHH 😻 )
danks man, i really needed dat . rough day tewday ❤️
danks man, i really needed dat . rough day tewday ❤️
Finally
free dink fur yew
May 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
( makes whirl a delightful drink and then drinks it right in front of him and wipes his lips and smacks them with a big satisfied AHHH 😻 )
danks man, i really needed dat . rough day tewday ❤️
danks man, i really needed dat . rough day tewday ❤️
if i start seeing visions, will dat make yew like me more ❤️
nAWT YEW❗️❗️
get yer dISGUSTANG aft away from me
get yer dISGUSTANG aft away from me
yes, i am, indeed, red, sometimes orange, i dunno, different artists make tings complicated sumtimes but we encourage creative freedom here, hehe, mogs
May 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
if i start seeing visions, will dat make yew like me more ❤️
no one is capable of recharging once dey have tew lewk at yew, LOL 😹
You're not recharging tonight
is dat why yew announced it, omg, are yew excited, whirl 😻 ?
May 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
no one is capable of recharging once dey have tew lewk at yew, LOL 😹
yes, i am, indeed, red, sometimes orange, i dunno, different artists make tings complicated sumtimes but we encourage creative freedom here, hehe, mogs
May 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
yes, i am, indeed, red, sometimes orange, i dunno, different artists make tings complicated sumtimes but we encourage creative freedom here, hehe, mogs
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before mourning that you are a loser, remember why you are a loser .
my sage wisdom .
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before mourning that you are a loser, remember why you are a loser .
my sage wisdom .
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May 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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before mourning that you are a loser, remember why you are a loser .
my sage wisdom .
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before mourning that you are a loser, remember why you are a loser .
my sage wisdom .
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well that’s what yew get for havin’ lightmode on .
May 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
well that’s what yew get for havin’ lightmode on .
everyday i tink about how red alert hates everyone but yew, and i jus wonder ..
if yew can’t stand him why don’t you sit him ?
May 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
everyday i tink about how red alert hates everyone but yew, and i jus wonder ..
omg, yew'll have anudda twin 🥰
It will grow deformed
dis so beautiful ❤️
May 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
omg, yew'll have anudda twin 🥰
OOOO, i cannot STAND him .
May 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
OOOO, i cannot STAND him .