Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

idk who needs to hear this but send him the butt pic it'll make his day

I want money from a man

offered my number to a guy and he asked if we could snap instead

being a hater actually brings me a lot of joy and clarity

When the cats yawn and make that cute lil squeak

i fear i need to move to chicago

I’m obsessed with big beefy men 🍽️

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

the Wicked soundtrack stays ON during sex

i think i’ll cry if i don’t get a boyfriend soon fr

If you see this, repost an anime you love.

A large buff hairy muscle bottom boyfriend would fix me

Show don’t tell, wtf

god forbid i act a little evil and stupid

something about big thicc dumb looking boys🫦

I love how gay and feral everybody is

Good morning skeeters!

My breasts are too perky for me to have a mandatory 3:30 meeting