Don Sizemore
@donsizemore.bsky.social
sass, silliness, florid cynicism
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Two things we learned today:
1. Pete Hegseth murdered *suspected* drug runners.
2. Donald Trump pardoned a *convicted* drug trafficker.
That’s where we are, folks.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
1. Pete Hegseth murdered *suspected* drug runners.
2. Donald Trump pardoned a *convicted* drug trafficker.
That’s where we are, folks.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Two things we learned today:
1. Pete Hegseth murdered *suspected* drug runners.
2. Donald Trump pardoned a *convicted* drug trafficker.
That’s where we are, folks.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
1. Pete Hegseth murdered *suspected* drug runners.
2. Donald Trump pardoned a *convicted* drug trafficker.
That’s where we are, folks.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
ain't got no green
can't afford no dreams
and the only thing gettin cheaper
is me it seems
open.spotify.com/track/2Fi5Z7...
can't afford no dreams
and the only thing gettin cheaper
is me it seems
open.spotify.com/track/2Fi5Z7...
Poor People - Big Room Mix
open.spotify.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
ain't got no green
can't afford no dreams
and the only thing gettin cheaper
is me it seems
open.spotify.com/track/2Fi5Z7...
can't afford no dreams
and the only thing gettin cheaper
is me it seems
open.spotify.com/track/2Fi5Z7...
"progressive tattoo policy?" i've found my dream job!
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"progressive tattoo policy?" i've found my dream job!
love the lady on Spotify's Carvana ad telling me to "move along now," as if there were a skip button for that bullshit.
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
love the lady on Spotify's Carvana ad telling me to "move along now," as if there were a skip button for that bullshit.
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“Quiet piggy“
“Ok Rapey”
“Ok Rapey”
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“Quiet piggy“
“Ok Rapey”
“Ok Rapey”
uh, hey baby, I live near a Buc-ee's AND a Grandfather's Pizza
abc11.com/post/buc-ees...
abc11.com/post/buc-ees...
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November 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
uh, hey baby, I live near a Buc-ee's AND a Grandfather's Pizza
abc11.com/post/buc-ees...
abc11.com/post/buc-ees...
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The administration is terrified because NC went blue two weeks ago and, like all abusers, they can only express fear through intimidation and anger.
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The administration is terrified because NC went blue two weeks ago and, like all abusers, they can only express fear through intimidation and anger.
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Trump denies the Epstein allegations
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Trump denies the Epstein allegations
UNC's defense of its new logo includes an older one I wish they had used instead www.unc.edu/posts/2025/1...
The University’s new mark is anything but | UNC-Chapel Hill
The iconic interlocking NC logo, dating back to the 1800s, represents Carolina’s connection to the Tar Heel State.
www.unc.edu
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
UNC's defense of its new logo includes an older one I wish they had used instead www.unc.edu/posts/2025/1...
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WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
"“I actually think it’s good to have outside countries,” the president said when asked about enrolling Chinese nationals at American universities." lite.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...
Trump defends H1-B visas on Fox News, says US doesn’t have talented people to fill jobs domestically | CNN Politics
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November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"“I actually think it’s good to have outside countries,” the president said when asked about enrolling Chinese nationals at American universities." lite.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...
“Chipotle CEO Scott Boatwright on the company’s earnings call: “We’re not losing them to the competition; we’re losing them to grocery and food at home.” — you’re losing them because you sell $18 burritos with no flavor, homey.
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
“Chipotle CEO Scott Boatwright on the company’s earnings call: “We’re not losing them to the competition; we’re losing them to grocery and food at home.” — you’re losing them because you sell $18 burritos with no flavor, homey.
found myself on the phone today with a woman who proudly voted for Trump but is now pissed that the federal government has shut down. she also complained that our state legislature hadn’t yet passed a budget, and I said “they’re too busy gerrymandering.” zero self-awareness.
October 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
found myself on the phone today with a woman who proudly voted for Trump but is now pissed that the federal government has shut down. she also complained that our state legislature hadn’t yet passed a budget, and I said “they’re too busy gerrymandering.” zero self-awareness.
always a little taken aback when someone asks for help, then laughs at me. I can absolutely be as stupid as you treat me, and then some.
October 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
always a little taken aback when someone asks for help, then laughs at me. I can absolutely be as stupid as you treat me, and then some.
any time I hear "Daphnis et Chloe: Suite No. 2" I'm instantly transported to the French pavilion.
October 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
any time I hear "Daphnis et Chloe: Suite No. 2" I'm instantly transported to the French pavilion.
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🧑🌾 “What do you say to farmers who feel the $40 BILLION BAILOUT is benefitting Argentina more than them?”
TRUMP: *LASHES OUT AT THE REPORTER*
(“you don’t know anything about it… nothing’s benefitting Argentina 🤔… I happen to like the president…”)
So corrupt.
TRUMP: *LASHES OUT AT THE REPORTER*
(“you don’t know anything about it… nothing’s benefitting Argentina 🤔… I happen to like the president…”)
So corrupt.
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
🧑🌾 “What do you say to farmers who feel the $40 BILLION BAILOUT is benefitting Argentina more than them?”
TRUMP: *LASHES OUT AT THE REPORTER*
(“you don’t know anything about it… nothing’s benefitting Argentina 🤔… I happen to like the president…”)
So corrupt.
TRUMP: *LASHES OUT AT THE REPORTER*
(“you don’t know anything about it… nothing’s benefitting Argentina 🤔… I happen to like the president…”)
So corrupt.
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I miss the days when government at least pretended it was for the people.
August 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I miss the days when government at least pretended it was for the people.
my favorite time of each day: I’ve just showered, crawled my old butt in bed, and I don’t have to deal with the world until the baby monitor sounds.
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
my favorite time of each day: I’ve just showered, crawled my old butt in bed, and I don’t have to deal with the world until the baby monitor sounds.
Tromp take coffee lite.cnn.com/2025/10/19/b...
Trump’s tariffs are brewing trouble for local coffee roasters | CNN Business
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October 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Tromp take coffee lite.cnn.com/2025/10/19/b...
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I used to Marvel at supremely unhappy people with a mixture of confusion and annoyance. Now that I am watching my mom die in slow motion and powerless to do anything about it, I understand their anger and general impatience with the world.
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I used to Marvel at supremely unhappy people with a mixture of confusion and annoyance. Now that I am watching my mom die in slow motion and powerless to do anything about it, I understand their anger and general impatience with the world.
well, this is entirely shocking. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
well, this is entirely shocking. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
we don’t have a budget but we can gerrymander like nobody’s business
lite.cnn.com/2025/10/13/p...
lite.cnn.com/2025/10/13/p...
North Carolina GOP announces plans to vote on new House map amid nationwide redistricting battle | CNN Politics
lite.cnn.com
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
we don’t have a budget but we can gerrymander like nobody’s business
lite.cnn.com/2025/10/13/p...
lite.cnn.com/2025/10/13/p...
I vaguely remember a time in which anything I've been asked to do wasn't phrased "why don't I have this already?" — but only vaguely.
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I vaguely remember a time in which anything I've been asked to do wasn't phrased "why don't I have this already?" — but only vaguely.
UNC-CH seeks provost unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/307...
Provost
The Executive Vice Chancellor and Provost (Provost) is the chief academic officer of the University, reporting directly to the Chancellor. The Provost leads the University in its academic strategy, pl...
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October 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
UNC-CH seeks provost unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/307...