Don Sizemore
@donsizemore.bsky.social
sass, silliness, florid cynicism
"progressive tattoo policy?" i've found my dream job!
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"progressive tattoo policy?" i've found my dream job!
attn Dazney peeps: remember the waterproof yellow park re-entry handstamps from the 80s? this hand sanitizer smells JUST LIKE THAT
May 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
attn Dazney peeps: remember the waterproof yellow park re-entry handstamps from the 80s? this hand sanitizer smells JUST LIKE THAT
post ur getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 9:59 AM
post ur getaway vehicle
the Wayans did it better.
March 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the Wayans did it better.
not my home but I know my way around
March 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
not my home but I know my way around
mostly green, I think.
January 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
mostly green, I think.
my HOA hired either Mr. Plow or Judge Doom’s Dip Mobile, I can’t tell. Rumbled in shortly after 0400, lights flashing. Keeps turning the engine on and off, moving about 10 feet each time. No snow plowed. I had been asleep.
January 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
my HOA hired either Mr. Plow or Judge Doom’s Dip Mobile, I can’t tell. Rumbled in shortly after 0400, lights flashing. Keeps turning the engine on and off, moving about 10 feet each time. No snow plowed. I had been asleep.