Captain Bee Fart
@donquix.bsky.social
Remedial reading, underachieving C- student from the 70s, fighting s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶l̶y̶ stupidity wherever I sea it. When people tell me that I'm funny I never know if they mean funny smelling or funny looking. Stuff in Littleoldladycomedy,Robotbutt, HumorTimes
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Captain Bee Fart
@donquix.bsky.social
· Nov 26
ATTN: There's no 'Deep State'. Those are run by authoritarians like Viktor Orban, and their party wins every election like North Korea. Political opponents aren't brought to court after breaking the law. Instead they're poisoned like in Russia. We don't have a Deep State. But someone is trying
COLBERT WAS CANCELED, BUT TRUMP WAS CONVICTED
July 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
COLBERT WAS CANCELED, BUT TRUMP WAS CONVICTED
President of The United Felons
Commander-in-Fraud
Rapist-in-Chief
Commander-in-Fraud
Rapist-in-Chief
January 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
President of The United Felons
Commander-in-Fraud
Rapist-in-Chief
Commander-in-Fraud
Rapist-in-Chief
Farts already come from a nasty place and they smell. Can't they at least sound pretty like wind chimes?
January 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Farts already come from a nasty place and they smell. Can't they at least sound pretty like wind chimes?
To mark the J6 anniversary here's a favorite rerun
www.humortimes.com/121861/trump...
www.humortimes.com/121861/trump...
Trump to Declare Victory by Labor Day - Ed O'Neill, Humor Times
Faux News - Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare victory early again, but in plenty of time this go-around.
www.humortimes.com
January 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
To mark the J6 anniversary here's a favorite rerun
www.humortimes.com/121861/trump...
www.humortimes.com/121861/trump...
Elon's Weapon of Terror
Lease one for $899/Month
Lease one for $899/Month
January 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Elon's Weapon of Terror
Lease one for $899/Month
Lease one for $899/Month
How about a tiktok video that shows you how to uninstall tiktok from your device 🤔
December 29, 2024 at 3:08 PM
How about a tiktok video that shows you how to uninstall tiktok from your device 🤔
medium.com/doctor-funny...
My first piece for 𝘋𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘍𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺. Thanks Doc
My first piece for 𝘋𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘍𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺. Thanks Doc
Is the New Apple iGod the Answer to All Our Prayers?
Will the next generation of digital dieties be our salvation?
medium.com
December 22, 2024 at 10:38 AM
medium.com/doctor-funny...
My first piece for 𝘋𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘍𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺. Thanks Doc
My first piece for 𝘋𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘍𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺. Thanks Doc
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He also tried to shut the government down and fuck all the hurricane victims in Florida out of their disaster fund money. Only money for Space x shit is in the bill now....But this is what you voted for dipshits. Enjoy the fucking chaos. 🤷♂️
December 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
He also tried to shut the government down and fuck all the hurricane victims in Florida out of their disaster fund money. Only money for Space x shit is in the bill now....But this is what you voted for dipshits. Enjoy the fucking chaos. 🤷♂️
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In the future those that can read and write cursive will be labeled one of two ways: tribal elder or village witch
November 16, 2024 at 3:07 AM
In the future those that can read and write cursive will be labeled one of two ways: tribal elder or village witch
My wife's first AI interaction:
"Give me the history of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict"
My first AI interaction:
"Show me the Venus de Milo with Popeye arms"
"Give me the history of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict"
My first AI interaction:
"Show me the Venus de Milo with Popeye arms"
December 17, 2024 at 1:45 PM
My wife's first AI interaction:
"Give me the history of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict"
My first AI interaction:
"Show me the Venus de Milo with Popeye arms"
"Give me the history of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict"
My first AI interaction:
"Show me the Venus de Milo with Popeye arms"
Republican Lie: kids go to school and get sex changes
Republican Reality: kids go to school and die from gun violence
Republican Reality: kids go to school and die from gun violence
December 16, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Republican Lie: kids go to school and get sex changes
Republican Reality: kids go to school and die from gun violence
Republican Reality: kids go to school and die from gun violence
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I thought it was gonna be a fart 💩
December 14, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I thought it was gonna be a fart 💩
Hey everybody. GROCERIES! 🎅
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Hey everybody. GROCERIES! 🎅
Rerun Alert! This appeared in Robotbutt.Com a while back. If I gotta put up with a replay of his shit, he can put up with a replay of mine. Fuck it!
www.robotbutt.com/2023/06/12/w...
www.robotbutt.com/2023/06/12/w...
Welcome to TrumpWorld, the Jewel of Branson, MO | Robot Butt
Stop by TrumpWorld, the shining beacon of light illuminating Branson.
www.robotbutt.com
December 12, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Rerun Alert! This appeared in Robotbutt.Com a while back. If I gotta put up with a replay of his shit, he can put up with a replay of mine. Fuck it!
www.robotbutt.com/2023/06/12/w...
www.robotbutt.com/2023/06/12/w...
Fraudius Maximus
December 11, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Fraudius Maximus
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My wife wants me to start taking Jardiance. I'm not diabetic, she just wants me to sing and dance
December 10, 2024 at 3:31 AM
My wife wants me to start taking Jardiance. I'm not diabetic, she just wants me to sing and dance
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This is the most perfect response and I’m using it 😂
December 3, 2024 at 1:42 AM
This is the most perfect response and I’m using it 😂
Please check back later for something witty or poignant
December 2, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Please check back later for something witty or poignant