Captain Bee Fart
@donquix.bsky.social
Remedial reading, underachieving C- student from the 70s, fighting s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶l̶y̶ stupidity wherever I sea it. When people tell me that I'm funny I never know if they mean funny smelling or funny looking. Stuff in Littleoldladycomedy,Robotbutt, HumorTimes
President of The United Felons
Commander-in-Fraud
Rapist-in-Chief
Commander-in-Fraud
Rapist-in-Chief
January 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
President of The United Felons
Commander-in-Fraud
Rapist-in-Chief
Commander-in-Fraud
Rapist-in-Chief
Elon's Weapon of Terror
Lease one for $899/Month
Lease one for $899/Month
January 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Elon's Weapon of Terror
Lease one for $899/Month
Lease one for $899/Month
The Hamburgler too
December 14, 2024 at 9:35 PM
The Hamburgler too
Fraudius Maximus
December 11, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Fraudius Maximus
Of course I believe in the holy trinity
November 30, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Of course I believe in the holy trinity
ATTN: There's no 'Deep State'. Those are run by authoritarians like Viktor Orban, and their party wins every election like North Korea. Political opponents aren't brought to court after breaking the law. Instead they're poisoned like in Russia. We don't have a Deep State. But someone is trying
November 26, 2024 at 9:50 PM
ATTN: There's no 'Deep State'. Those are run by authoritarians like Viktor Orban, and their party wins every election like North Korea. Political opponents aren't brought to court after breaking the law. Instead they're poisoned like in Russia. We don't have a Deep State. But someone is trying
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of the week
November 24, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of the week
I thought I was being funny when I played the word 'anus'. Turned out that the computer's response was better 👊
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I thought I was being funny when I played the word 'anus'. Turned out that the computer's response was better 👊
"I may not know what I like, but I know art"
-- Jim Carroll
-- Jim Carroll
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 AM
"I may not know what I like, but I know art"
-- Jim Carroll
-- Jim Carroll
"Woke" policies in their time . . .
Voting Rights
Civil Rights
Equal Rights
Integrated Armed Forces
School Lunches
This stuff must drive DeSantis crazy
Voting Rights
Civil Rights
Equal Rights
Integrated Armed Forces
School Lunches
This stuff must drive DeSantis crazy
November 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
"Woke" policies in their time . . .
Voting Rights
Civil Rights
Equal Rights
Integrated Armed Forces
School Lunches
This stuff must drive DeSantis crazy
Voting Rights
Civil Rights
Equal Rights
Integrated Armed Forces
School Lunches
This stuff must drive DeSantis crazy
In the future those that can read and write cursive will be labeled one of two ways: tribal elder or village witch
November 16, 2024 at 3:07 AM
In the future those that can read and write cursive will be labeled one of two ways: tribal elder or village witch
November 14, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Ok. I said I'd leave the United States if trump won. Staten Island here I come
November 14, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Ok. I said I'd leave the United States if trump won. Staten Island here I come
Could you live stream that, please?
November 14, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Could you live stream that, please?