Captain Bee Fart
@donquix.bsky.social
Remedial reading, underachieving C- student from the 70s, fighting s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶l̶y̶ stupidity wherever I sea it. When people tell me that I'm funny I never know if they mean funny smelling or funny looking. Stuff in Littleoldladycomedy,Robotbutt, HumorTimes
"I am not"
*picks nose and eats it*
*picks nose and eats it*
January 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"I am not"
*picks nose and eats it*
*picks nose and eats it*
I'd like to do the same, but to make life interesting and my autopsy impossible
January 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I'd like to do the same, but to make life interesting and my autopsy impossible
Ever day it's a new rumor. Tune in tomorrow when Tokyo becomes a player
January 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Ever day it's a new rumor. Tune in tomorrow when Tokyo becomes a player
"I'm a taker"
*takes 2 gummies*
*takes 2 gummies*
January 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"I'm a taker"
*takes 2 gummies*
*takes 2 gummies*
I need a nap after reading this post
January 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I need a nap after reading this post
There IS the efficiency factor to consider
December 24, 2024 at 2:50 AM
There IS the efficiency factor to consider
I have A.M. & P.M. sorters. It's 45 minutes of work
December 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I have A.M. & P.M. sorters. It's 45 minutes of work
Would you mind stopping at Krispy Kreme? I'm brand-loyal 😃
December 21, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Would you mind stopping at Krispy Kreme? I'm brand-loyal 😃
I voted for Dick Wang for POTUS in November. Good man 👍
December 21, 2024 at 1:54 PM
I voted for Dick Wang for POTUS in November. Good man 👍
Once they're all rounded up, tRump departs them
December 20, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Once they're all rounded up, tRump departs them
You'll get emails for upcoming appearances too. Go figure 🤔
December 20, 2024 at 11:22 AM
You'll get emails for upcoming appearances too. Go figure 🤔