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They straight up lobotomized Akinator. Couldn't even guess Regis Philbin. Tragic
February 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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ANDY: remember drink from the hose?
CREED: yep
GEORGE: i don't
ANDY: remember using landline phones?
GEORGE: nope
CREED: like it was yesterday
ANDY: me too
CREED: remember howdy doody?
ANDY: no not really
GEORGE: dunder mifflin george jetson speaking
CREED: bet he gets the sale
ANDY: he always does
January 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It has felt like Sunday for five days now. Eternal Sunday. I bet The Lord is stoked
January 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
McDonald corner pounder
January 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Honey I swallowed the juul pods
January 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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January 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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If you actually sit down and read the grinch’s manifesto he makes a lot of good points
December 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Out: delusions of grandeur
In: realities of grandeur
January 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Stackin bills this nye, no science guy
January 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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2024: The Year In Squishes

#BestSquishes #CrunchyChewYear
December 27, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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I chomped the chain
The chain I chomped
Upon the chomped chain I comp(?)
December 27, 2024 at 5:16 AM
I chomped the chain
The chain I chomped
Upon the chomped chain I comp(?)
December 27, 2024 at 5:16 AM
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I have chomped
the chains
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
Chomping
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so chain
December 27, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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i wanna knoooow
have you eveeer chooomped the chain
December 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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I know why the chained chomp sings
December 27, 2024 at 3:17 AM
He who ignores chain is doomed to chomp it
December 27, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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for sale: baby chains, never chomped
December 27, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Ask not for whom the chain chomps - it chomps for thee
December 27, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Chainthony Chomptano here
December 27, 2024 at 3:12 AM
This shit really chomps my chain
December 27, 2024 at 3:06 AM
"He who chains the chomp will find his chains chomped." - ancient proverb
December 27, 2024 at 3:06 AM
The Chained Chomp
December 27, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I'm allergic to the game 😔
December 27, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I love that The Little Saint Nick song, they were seriously just like what if we wrote a Christmas song about a tiny Santa Claus? Too funny
December 24, 2024 at 11:26 PM