Jon
@donnerpartyxmas.bsky.social
Class of ‘26 studying English and creative writing | sometimes oil painter | local mtg pod villain
I made cookies from scratch and they turned out perfect 😌
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I made cookies from scratch and they turned out perfect 😌
Everything about adhd medication management is incredibly frustrating
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Everything about adhd medication management is incredibly frustrating
We need a biblically accurate Christmas tree angel
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
We need a biblically accurate Christmas tree angel
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Finishing up my last commission today and then I have no idea what to do the rest of December and I still have no savings, so I could really use any commissions or help over p@treon or ko-fi
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Finishing up my last commission today and then I have no idea what to do the rest of December and I still have no savings, so I could really use any commissions or help over p@treon or ko-fi
I’ve never wished to live in Illinois so bad 😩
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Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’ve never wished to live in Illinois so bad 😩
I am at the part of the paper writing process where I keep thinking about just restarting the whole thing like two days before it's due and holy shit no just stay the course for once please
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I am at the part of the paper writing process where I keep thinking about just restarting the whole thing like two days before it's due and holy shit no just stay the course for once please
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God I can’t wait for this semester to be over, my motivation is absolutely nosediving
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
God I can’t wait for this semester to be over, my motivation is absolutely nosediving
I know it’s a spam ad and doesn’t make any sense in the first place but also, how dare you lol
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I know it’s a spam ad and doesn’t make any sense in the first place but also, how dare you lol
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very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved
Had a paper due tonight at midnight but also had analysis paralysis all week til 9:30 pm but I managed to get it done 😮💨
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Had a paper due tonight at midnight but also had analysis paralysis all week til 9:30 pm but I managed to get it done 😮💨
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Frankenstein (2025)
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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Mariah Carey will be breaking into your home soon (December)
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Mariah Carey will be breaking into your home soon (December)
So I’ve dropped out of college A LOT since I started in 2011 for money reasons but I went back in earnest January 2024. In a month when the semester ends, I’ll be a junior. I can actually see the other end of the tunnel now and it just feels really really good
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So I’ve dropped out of college A LOT since I started in 2011 for money reasons but I went back in earnest January 2024. In a month when the semester ends, I’ll be a junior. I can actually see the other end of the tunnel now and it just feels really really good
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we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
I have been trying to wean off caffeine but I did it wrong :( I wound up staying up the whole night because I didn’t have enough to avoid withdrawals and now I’ve had an energy drink and a full pot of coffee before 7:30am, this is how it works, right? 🤪
April 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I have been trying to wean off caffeine but I did it wrong :( I wound up staying up the whole night because I didn’t have enough to avoid withdrawals and now I’ve had an energy drink and a full pot of coffee before 7:30am, this is how it works, right? 🤪
I think I miss oil painting
April 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I think I miss oil painting
Can’t believe wotc missed the chance to do a fast and the furious secret lair smh
February 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Can’t believe wotc missed the chance to do a fast and the furious secret lair smh
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...