Jake Donaldson
@donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer - BBC New Comedy Award 2024 Finalist
I love how they always call it a "Right Wing Demonstration" like, what are you demonstrating?
"Alright lads, watch carefully, I'll show you how to act thick as all fuck."
"Alright lads, watch carefully, I'll show you how to act thick as all fuck."
September 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I love how they always call it a "Right Wing Demonstration" like, what are you demonstrating?
"Alright lads, watch carefully, I'll show you how to act thick as all fuck."
"Alright lads, watch carefully, I'll show you how to act thick as all fuck."
Reposted by Jake Donaldson
📆 FRIDAY NIGHT
🏰 The Forge Comedy Club, Ironworks Studios
🎟️ Doors 7pm, Show 8pm, Bar til midnight
forgecomedyclub.co.uk/brighton-com...
🌈Ben Norris 🌈Michael Fabbri
🌈Matthew Ali 🌈Jake Donaldson
🌈MC Louise Leigh
#Brighton #Comedy
@donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social
@louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social
🏰 The Forge Comedy Club, Ironworks Studios
🎟️ Doors 7pm, Show 8pm, Bar til midnight
forgecomedyclub.co.uk/brighton-com...
🌈Ben Norris 🌈Michael Fabbri
🌈Matthew Ali 🌈Jake Donaldson
🌈MC Louise Leigh
#Brighton #Comedy
@donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social
@louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
📆 FRIDAY NIGHT
🏰 The Forge Comedy Club, Ironworks Studios
🎟️ Doors 7pm, Show 8pm, Bar til midnight
forgecomedyclub.co.uk/brighton-com...
🌈Ben Norris 🌈Michael Fabbri
🌈Matthew Ali 🌈Jake Donaldson
🌈MC Louise Leigh
#Brighton #Comedy
@donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social
@louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social
🏰 The Forge Comedy Club, Ironworks Studios
🎟️ Doors 7pm, Show 8pm, Bar til midnight
forgecomedyclub.co.uk/brighton-com...
🌈Ben Norris 🌈Michael Fabbri
🌈Matthew Ali 🌈Jake Donaldson
🌈MC Louise Leigh
#Brighton #Comedy
@donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social
@louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social
The BBC Referees in
The 90s
🤝
Refusing to book
Gary Lineker
The 90s
🤝
Refusing to book
Gary Lineker
May 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The BBC Referees in
The 90s
🤝
Refusing to book
Gary Lineker
The 90s
🤝
Refusing to book
Gary Lineker
You know how the Grinch's heart is two sizes too small?
I'm the same but it's my penis.
I'm the same but it's my penis.
April 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
You know how the Grinch's heart is two sizes too small?
I'm the same but it's my penis.
I'm the same but it's my penis.
Reposted by Jake Donaldson
People on Easter Sunday are giving “and Jesus”
April 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
People on Easter Sunday are giving “and Jesus”
Trans women are women.
Sorry, I'm just one of those comedians who says it like it is.
Sorry, I'm just one of those comedians who says it like it is.
April 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Trans women are women.
Sorry, I'm just one of those comedians who says it like it is.
Sorry, I'm just one of those comedians who says it like it is.
Yer Da says "Please" to ChatGPT.
February 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Yer Da says "Please" to ChatGPT.
Therapist: "You need to stop letting yourself get steamrollered into other people's opinions."
Me: "Yeah I suppose you're right."
Me: "Yeah I suppose you're right."
February 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Therapist: "You need to stop letting yourself get steamrollered into other people's opinions."
Me: "Yeah I suppose you're right."
Me: "Yeah I suppose you're right."
Reposted by Jake Donaldson
I really like writing when it is exactly within the parameters that I find ideal for writing which are vague and ever changing
February 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I really like writing when it is exactly within the parameters that I find ideal for writing which are vague and ever changing
Michael McIntyre: "Which of these is your Man Drawer?"
Morgue Assistant: "All of them."
Morgue Assistant: "All of them."
February 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Michael McIntyre: "Which of these is your Man Drawer?"
Morgue Assistant: "All of them."
Morgue Assistant: "All of them."
I'd describe myself as "The Simpsons was on BBC Two" years old.
January 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'd describe myself as "The Simpsons was on BBC Two" years old.
My 5 year old nephew when he's scared to pet my cat.
January 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My 5 year old nephew when he's scared to pet my cat.
Actually, it was just a roman dogwhistle.
January 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Actually, it was just a roman dogwhistle.
Reposted by Jake Donaldson
Reposted by Jake Donaldson
Dry Jan is what I call your mum
January 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Dry Jan is what I call your mum
I don't know Frasier, probably just eat them or something?
January 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I don't know Frasier, probably just eat them or something?
Chris Mcausland winning Strictly has really fucked it for the rest of the visually impaired community tbh, we've been using eyesight as an excuse to be shit at stuff for ages, what am I supposed to do now, try my actual best? Fuck off.
December 15, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Chris Mcausland winning Strictly has really fucked it for the rest of the visually impaired community tbh, we've been using eyesight as an excuse to be shit at stuff for ages, what am I supposed to do now, try my actual best? Fuck off.
Michael McIntyre: "Which of these is your Man Drawer?"
Morgue Assistant: "All of them."
Morgue Assistant: "All of them."
December 5, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Michael McIntyre: "Which of these is your Man Drawer?"
Morgue Assistant: "All of them."
Morgue Assistant: "All of them."
"Please, call me Pitbull. Mr Worldwide was my Father's name"
December 5, 2024 at 1:49 PM
"Please, call me Pitbull. Mr Worldwide was my Father's name"
It feels quite on the nose to call your institution this when it's based in Cambridge...
November 20, 2024 at 10:01 AM
It feels quite on the nose to call your institution this when it's based in Cambridge...
Are hashtags a thing on here? This is like when you start a new job and they use a slightly different CRM.
November 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Are hashtags a thing on here? This is like when you start a new job and they use a slightly different CRM.
I'm going with the man I heard shouting "Live your lives for God's sake!" at the people queueing for Playform 9 and 3/4 at King's Cross the other day.
It's today guys! Has he been? Feel free to nominate your international man who has done us proud this year. This year I am playing safe with Sir David Attenborough. Let me know yours (famous or not)
November 19, 2024 at 11:24 AM
I'm going with the man I heard shouting "Live your lives for God's sake!" at the people queueing for Playform 9 and 3/4 at King's Cross the other day.
Theatre Director: "I love your new play about ancient Rome, but the title, don't you think it's a bit cold and formal..."
Shakespeare: "Fine! Coriolarsehole then."
Shakespeare: "Fine! Coriolarsehole then."
November 18, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Theatre Director: "I love your new play about ancient Rome, but the title, don't you think it's a bit cold and formal..."
Shakespeare: "Fine! Coriolarsehole then."
Shakespeare: "Fine! Coriolarsehole then."
The Alphabet: "A B C D E F G"
Train carriages: "Nah, I'll just vibe it."
Train carriages: "Nah, I'll just vibe it."
November 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
The Alphabet: "A B C D E F G"
Train carriages: "Nah, I'll just vibe it."
Train carriages: "Nah, I'll just vibe it."
Reposted by Jake Donaldson
BBC New Comedy Award 2024 | Review of the final as aired on BBC One https://www.chortle.co.uk/review/2024/11/14/56994/bbc_new_comedy_award_2024?rss
November 14, 2024 at 5:18 PM
BBC New Comedy Award 2024 | Review of the final as aired on BBC One https://www.chortle.co.uk/review/2024/11/14/56994/bbc_new_comedy_award_2024?rss