I've never eaten a mcrib

I will never eat a mcrib

ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park

Good day, someshine 😊

Threw my back out cleaning the cat’s litter box 😹

No two candy corn are alike which is beautiful but in reality this is simply due to a sharp decline in quality control at the factory.

BOSS: what should we call this large white parrot
MARKETING: a penisalso
BOSS: what no
MARKETING: a dickaswell
BOSS: absolutely not
MARKETING: a cockatoo
BOSS: oh i love that