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Attorney-At-LOL
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It is genuinely surreal to see the United States gearing up for another unprompted war of aggression, despite the last one being an abject disaster, with almost no serious effort by the Trump regime to manufacture consent for the operation.

Like what are we even doing here?
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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"The First Amendment says mentioning Jesus is an automatic A on my homework" is yet another example of the obvious good-faith discourse from conservatives who deeply, seriously believe there is a problem with educational fairness on college campuses that our entire media should continue entertaining
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Categorically refusing to prosecute high-level war criminals for issuing the illegal orders in the first place makes it extremely difficult for soldiers and/or other low-level personnel to refuse executing the orders because you risk prosecution for doing so.
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The one January 6 case completely guaranteed to go to trial as it was outside the influence of the Sinister Six, and she unambiguously fucked it up by putting the subordinate she was having an affair with as lead prosecutor.

Un-fucking-believable.
The Fani Willis bed shitting is the epitome of liberals acting like historical revisionism is an emotional support animal. I'm sorry, I don't accept this. No, I don't care that you have a doctor's note from the internet.
oh come on. we’re at the defend Fani Willis stage of coping?
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Velazquez has been my Congressperson for the entire time I've lived in New York.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“What?! So it’s a crime to ask your friend for some romantic advice?!” - The Washington Post, Apparrently
The Washington Post, everyone!
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuuu!
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

“I’ve been outspoken in calling on the administration to act against Nicolás Maduro’s dictatorship” in Venezuela, Bret Stephens writes. “With war looming, possibly within days, it’s worth making the case again — and thinking through the ways it could go wrong.”
Opinion | The Case for Overthrowing Maduro
Thinking through the case for intervention in Venezuela.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
George Costanza weeps at the innovation.
Wing tip Timbs????

What's going on here?!
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yeah. I had that thought, too.
So am I understanding thus right? Michael Wolff does a series of interviews w Epstein over the years & gets clued into the fact that Trump knew about all of it & Wolff seems to take that knowledge &...parlay it into getting a bunch of exclusive access to Trump during his first campaign & admin?
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
They’ve been in willful denial about Donald Trump’s disqualifying lack of character since the Access Hollywood tapes, and have no intention of admitting they were wrong.
They thought they were going to get pretext to throw a bunch of liberals in prison bsky.app/profile/maya...
Will always be puzzled as to why Republicans hammered so hard on the Epstein stuff given that it was obvious that it would be a huge risk for their own guy

Trump and Epstein were buddies throughout the height of his trafficking -- what did they think would happen?

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
So you supported the cave, but didn't have the courage to actually put your name on it, huh?
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yuuuuup.
Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
These fucking traitors caved because they did not want their Thanksgiving travel plans ruined.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Primary Chuck Schumer. Don’t care from what direction.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Gotta go with what brought you to the dance: being an unconscionable piece of fucking shit.
Directly defying a court order so that he can withhold food from the poor
Trump says the SNAP money that he’s been ordered by a court to release won’t be released until the government shutdown ends.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I came out of this mayoral race respecting Curtis Sliwa way more than I came out respecting Andrew Cuomo.
according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Fuck Andrew Cuomo. Go back to Long Island, bitch.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Are you seriously asking whether New York voters should preemptively give into the Mad King in defiance of democratic self-governance, Anderson Cooper?!?
In the 1st question of his brief interview with Mamdani. Anderson Cooper reports Trump’s strongman threats to punish NYC if the Mayoral candidate is elected, as if he gets to select where funding goes according to his whims, & then asks whether voters will find it “worth the hassle” to vote for him.
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My take is that any Supreme Court justice that allows Trump to run for an illegal third term based on a willful misinterpretation should be arrested and prosecuted to a conspiracy to defraud the United States by the next Democratic President.
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Damn. Usha gonna bounce and take the kids on John Dorian?!
JD is forcing her hand. He wants her to leave him.
October 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Up there pound for pound with the best songs of the 90s.
I’m “Flagpole Sitta is still a perfect song” years old.
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So everrrrrrry other country can hold their elites accountable except us, huh? Whats up with that, John Roberts?!
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE CHARGING THEM WITH?!
conspiracy to make a cop go slow
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM