You SHOULDN’T go broke with that level of money so long as you don’t spend like Nicholas Cage in an antique shop every day of your life.

But you gotta be responsible too.

I don’t think so.

Did it drop today?

Austin Butler is also getting A LOT of credit for doing a solid Elvis impression.

Even the neoconservatives all but admit, through gritted teeth at least, that the Iraq War was a costly mistake.

But we are supposed to believe that bumbling ass Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller are going to successfully execute a regime change war this time around?

Fuck. Them. And. Fuck. That.

Sign the Goddamn Rome Statute.

Also, the strategic stupidity of taking on an sitting swing state senator former astronaut over innocuous speech protected under the speech and debate clause and the regular ass First Amendment under the extremely dubious if not outright unlawful idea that it violates the USMCJ.

They are reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally swinging for the fences on that one.

Strong Bad always has that shit on.

Don’t get me wrong. Nothing has been more hilarious than Elon Musk ordering a bunch of underpaid software engineers to make his bootleg ChatGPT glaze him so relentlessly that it will literally print that he is the best at drinking piss.

This is incredible. Almost worth destroying our planet over.

I cannot possibly imagine they to be true. It’s weird how much people hate that guy gets for being impossibly earnest.

"SPACE MEN MAKE UGLY BUGS GO SPLAT! PLUS BOOBS! FIVE STARS!" - Median American Movie Goer

The fact he’s clearly faking being psychic.

Do I even want to look who this is up, sicko?!?!

Can Gabriel try playing in these?