Truck Mafioso
@doctorblumpy.bsky.social
Got some ham and some beans and some hot sauce
I saw an truck on fire earlier
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I saw an truck on fire earlier
Reposted by Truck Mafioso
To: Jeffrey Epstein
From: Elon Musk
Subject: Dress code
Which ill-fitting meme t-shirt do you think I should wear to your underage sexual assault party?
From: Elon Musk
Subject: Dress code
Which ill-fitting meme t-shirt do you think I should wear to your underage sexual assault party?
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
To: Jeffrey Epstein
From: Elon Musk
Subject: Dress code
Which ill-fitting meme t-shirt do you think I should wear to your underage sexual assault party?
From: Elon Musk
Subject: Dress code
Which ill-fitting meme t-shirt do you think I should wear to your underage sexual assault party?
Reposted by Truck Mafioso
If Joseph Goebbels and a rectal polyp had a kid.
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If Joseph Goebbels and a rectal polyp had a kid.
Fucking cowardly shit. Fuck a mask ban, we are going to have retribution.
Honestly I think if the Dems could somehow win a mask ban for federal agents, I think it would be a huge start. The impunity these dipshits feel being masked up is palpable.
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Fucking cowardly shit. Fuck a mask ban, we are going to have retribution.
Wes McCauley hates the red wings.
January 30, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Wes McCauley hates the red wings.
My ideal vacation is to a hotel with a jacuzzi suite and an Applebee's next door and blocking out on benzos. I would just enjoy NCIS and a southwest chicken salad egg roll.
January 29, 2026 at 4:44 AM
My ideal vacation is to a hotel with a jacuzzi suite and an Applebee's next door and blocking out on benzos. I would just enjoy NCIS and a southwest chicken salad egg roll.
Dog what if batman was ICE?
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Dog what if batman was ICE?
Dried PVC glue looking like jizz stains
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Dried PVC glue looking like jizz stains
Rob Schneider is getting divorced. His wife will take half of his wealth, about 18 dollars in subway gift cards.
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Rob Schneider is getting divorced. His wife will take half of his wealth, about 18 dollars in subway gift cards.
Its been downhill since
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Its been downhill since
Greg Bovino may be short but let us not forget that he looks like shit and is a massive pussy
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Greg Bovino may be short but let us not forget that he looks like shit and is a massive pussy
Bob Dylan got famous for being an annoying smug dweeb
January 29, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Bob Dylan got famous for being an annoying smug dweeb
I wish DMX was alive today, he would be MAGA.
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I wish DMX was alive today, he would be MAGA.
National hamburger hotdog league
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
National hamburger hotdog league
Bo Horvat
Bovino
Coincidence?
Bovino
Coincidence?
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Bo Horvat
Bovino
Coincidence?
Bovino
Coincidence?
Pancakes Benedict
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Pancakes Benedict
Thirsty boy
Installing drining fountains
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Thirsty boy
Suing the NFL hall of fame for not giving my special man a present.
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Suing the NFL hall of fame for not giving my special man a present.
No more mister pants guy
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
No more mister pants guy
I love the store brand sliced cheese because its more expensive and sliced at an awkward thickness and there is paper mixed in with it.
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I love the store brand sliced cheese because its more expensive and sliced at an awkward thickness and there is paper mixed in with it.
Bro neither of my parents cooked well but at least my pops knew his limits.
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Bro neither of my parents cooked well but at least my pops knew his limits.
He is batman antagonist and a card (playing)
The joker
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 AM
He is batman antagonist and a card (playing)
Dollar store ass country.
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Dollar store ass country.