Zachary Edgerton
@doctorbiobrain.bsky.social
Guy who always thought that the fog of war was a literal thing, upon seeing grill smoke from his neighbors' cookout: Ah, the fog of war doth envelope even the most placid of domestic scenes.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Guy who always thought that the fog of war was a literal thing, upon seeing grill smoke from his neighbors' cookout: Ah, the fog of war doth envelope even the most placid of domestic scenes.
Look, I'm the last guy to get caught up in celebrity and parasocial relationships, but I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me happy to know that Steve Buscemi is happy.
Thanks to @asperasbompar.bsky.social for filling me in on Steve Buscemi's move to Manhattan after his wife's death, and I wish Buscemi much deserved happiness even though he's moved to an outer borough! www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/a...
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Look, I'm the last guy to get caught up in celebrity and parasocial relationships, but I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me happy to know that Steve Buscemi is happy.
Very cool that the biggest impact of these companies shoving AI "features" into all their products is wasting everyone's time trying to turn those features off
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Very cool that the biggest impact of these companies shoving AI "features" into all their products is wasting everyone's time trying to turn those features off
Read this statement. Then open the thread and read the feedback that was actually given on the paper. Then go walk directly into the ocean because you realize that we're absolutely doomed as a society.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Read this statement. Then open the thread and read the feedback that was actually given on the paper. Then go walk directly into the ocean because you realize that we're absolutely doomed as a society.
Just watched the whole 11-film Hellraiser series over the holiday weekend, AMA
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Just watched the whole 11-film Hellraiser series over the holiday weekend, AMA
Local comic stores rock (bought like 30 issues of Savage Sword of Conan today for the princely sum of $1 each).
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Local comic stores rock (bought like 30 issues of Savage Sword of Conan today for the princely sum of $1 each).
Hoping that everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving meal and are now enjoying their customary after-dinner Beef Fizz (I know I am)
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hoping that everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving meal and are now enjoying their customary after-dinner Beef Fizz (I know I am)
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Shoutout to all the people who are just now pulling the turkey out of the freezer
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Shoutout to all the people who are just now pulling the turkey out of the freezer
Reposted by Zachary Edgerton
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Happy Spanksgiving to all who celebrate (and to all who respect my alternate lifestyle holidays).
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Happy Spanksgiving to all who celebrate (and to all who respect my alternate lifestyle holidays).
Just watched an old movie and they had all the credits up front, before the movie even played. Talk about a post-credits scene!
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Just watched an old movie and they had all the credits up front, before the movie even played. Talk about a post-credits scene!
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I feel...oddly comfortable with this?
I feel...oddly comfortable with this?
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I feel...oddly comfortable with this?
I feel...oddly comfortable with this?
I don't think I've ever seen a human being who looks more like they just walked out of an anime than this guy
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a human being who looks more like they just walked out of an anime than this guy
"We have such sights to show you"
if you were gonna get a tramp stamp of a line from a horror movie what would you get?
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"We have such sights to show you"
Jesus, what a moron. Guy didn't even know about ZipTiesNearMe.com!
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Jesus, what a moron. Guy didn't even know about ZipTiesNearMe.com!
I got an offer for a "Black Friday" deal from a website which is good until...11/26, so yeah, words don't mean anything anymore
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I got an offer for a "Black Friday" deal from a website which is good until...11/26, so yeah, words don't mean anything anymore
My posting philosophy, in a nutshell
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My posting philosophy, in a nutshell
Reposted by Zachary Edgerton
This is just the theme music to a 90s sitcom
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This is just the theme music to a 90s sitcom
Welp, that's a HELL of an ad campaign
Our Piper at the Gates of Dawn jumper stirred a bit of Satanic Panic! Thank you, @davidmbarnett.bsky.social, for covering this story for The Guardian.
By popular demand, you can get the jumper that got banned from Westminster Abbey here: everpress.com/hellebore-pi...
By popular demand, you can get the jumper that got banned from Westminster Abbey here: everpress.com/hellebore-pi...
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Welp, that's a HELL of an ad campaign
Because OF COURSE it's in Saudi Arabia
MrBeast's temporary "theme park" in Saudi Arabia opens tomorrow.
Here's the promo video he just posted to Twitter.
Here's the promo video he just posted to Twitter.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Because OF COURSE it's in Saudi Arabia
Reposted by Zachary Edgerton
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…