Three meals a day + work assignments means you’re basically living on a commune with a rich benefactor

If we expanded the idea of a minimum security prison, I wonder how many people would just choose to be there.

I have an anti-recommendation: Do not buy — for yourself or for anyone else — an advent calendar with 24 beers in it.

1. You can’t drink it out of the box because it’s room temp
2. If you skip a few days, the beers start piling up, and if you’re not careful, you convince yourself you’re in a race

It’s the true origin of the “Everyone is 12” theory

Archimedes, my man had the greatest shower thought of all time

Archimedes, my man had the greatest shower thought of all time

First time this gif has been used as a compliment

The name of his family office is Excession.

He has almost certainly read them but god knows what he took from them.

Married to an NYC cardiologist, the perfect cover

Yeah they’re kind of trad-coded though www.monumentallabs.co

Less than a week ago a democratic socialist won the mayor’s race in the biggest city in the country running as a “Democrat” and people still think there’s simply no way to commandeer this party and make it good

smdh

Oh man he’s headed for a noble sacrifice isn’t he

if they wanted to make a difference, MLB would keep the pitch props, but, instead of the money being deposited in the sportsbook, the money would immediately be sent to a family member, and would initiate an immediate phone call to 1-800-Gambler