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☕️ Jeremy Diamond
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Dad. Data business encabulator. Pizza robot whisperer. Trying to be a better baker.
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.

I get it. I have my own feelings.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Insurance company negotiators vs. you
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Real mindfuck when I discovered how long it took to build some of the mega cathedrals in Europe

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne...
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Nobody doing it like them. Barilla could never.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Only one major American political party is trying to preserve and expand access to healthcare and it’s not the GOP

This is bad shitposting
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
President Madison
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Honestly an astounding political rise for This Guy
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Yeah sure we’ll get right on it, thanks LinkedIn
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Got our asses
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The “Tank For Frank” Bowl
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
He went out without his makeup one time and he just looked like a normal guy!
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
[Will Smith in ID4 voice] I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THESE

www.blackmagicdesign.com/products/ter...
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Post you from a different era

This is the Microsoft Research anechoic chamber. It was cold in there.
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Jerome Powell told me “Kevin, the economy is seizing up.” I said “No, Jerome. it’s WAKING UP. Scarcity breeds hustle.” He wept into his tie
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We’ve run the models. Each additional day of shutdown reduces GDP by 0.1%, morale by 0.3%, and BELIEF IN THE PLAN by 11%. Belief is the only thing that was keeping the line up.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
People say “Kevin the economy is in freefall.” Wrong. I simply switched to a trust-based liquidity model. try explaining THAT to Moody’s
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The shutdown is a tragedy. Hundreds of thousands of workers are without pay, and yet only a handful have joined my team to reclaim their financial sovereignty. Unbelievable lack of vision out there.
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Today a journalist asked if i was “concerned about contagion.” I said yes, it’s spreading fast, it’s called Entrepreneurial Mindset Syndrome, and no one in Washington is immune.
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
the shutdown is worse than we imagined. the Bureau of Economic Analysis is offline, the cafeterias are empty, and my shipment of Emerald Rank Starter Boxes is stuck in Kansas City.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
terrible news. the shutdown has completely halted all federal data collection, meaning my upline’s performance metrics are now UNKNOWABLE. this is an assault on transparency AND residual income.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Bro what the fuck

Which intelligence agency did this
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Name a movie you’re still mad you saw
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM