Marshall Maybe?
@dmarshallb.bsky.social
Quick-witted romanceable party member with a terrible curse (but it's multiple sclerosis) | Contra & fusion dancer, ttrpg & larp game designer, theatre-goer | Washington, DC | they/he
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Marshall Maybe?
@dmarshallb.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Pretty proud that I resisted the urge to check. I deserve a treat. Perhaps a quick taste...
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AT MAGFEST
January 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AT MAGFEST
Made it to MAGfest. Y'all aren't ready for me (to go to bed early Thursday night 😴)
January 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Made it to MAGfest. Y'all aren't ready for me (to go to bed early Thursday night 😴)
MAGfest is so good y'all
The museum room at MAGFest this year has a bespoke Doom LAN, which is, something
January 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
MAGfest is so good y'all
"Robbie Williams" is the main character of a movie where a chimpanzee escapes from the zoo (or maybe a lab?) and pulls an Air Bud at a rock concert. Fucking duh.
January 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Robbie Williams" is the main character of a movie where a chimpanzee escapes from the zoo (or maybe a lab?) and pulls an Air Bud at a rock concert. Fucking duh.
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I think that the tweet genre of “this person (who might be a bot) had a bizarre opinion that made me think less of humanity and so the right thing by to do is screenshot it and show it to the largest number of people” is silly.
January 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I think that the tweet genre of “this person (who might be a bot) had a bizarre opinion that made me think less of humanity and so the right thing by to do is screenshot it and show it to the largest number of people” is silly.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
January 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Weird realizing that "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" can be read as anti-welfare propaganda.
I loved that book, but I loved it because I was happy for the mouse!
I loved that book, but I loved it because I was happy for the mouse!
January 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Weird realizing that "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" can be read as anti-welfare propaganda.
I loved that book, but I loved it because I was happy for the mouse!
I loved that book, but I loved it because I was happy for the mouse!
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Doing my annual check in on the state of the new years glasses industry and things are looking rough out there
December 31, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Doing my annual check in on the state of the new years glasses industry and things are looking rough out there
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Last chance to try to make your Spotify Wrapped 2024 look sane. Best of luck
December 3, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Last chance to try to make your Spotify Wrapped 2024 look sane. Best of luck
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
December 2, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
This is where I am plotting your downfall
December 2, 2024 at 7:51 PM
This is where I am plotting your downfall
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If you need a permission slip to leave Twitter, this is it. I also give you permission to replace shoes that don't fit, a mattress or chair that hurts your back, and glasses that are the wrong prescription.
Life is hard enough. There is no valor in unnecessary suffering.
Life is hard enough. There is no valor in unnecessary suffering.
December 1, 2024 at 11:19 PM
If you need a permission slip to leave Twitter, this is it. I also give you permission to replace shoes that don't fit, a mattress or chair that hurts your back, and glasses that are the wrong prescription.
Life is hard enough. There is no valor in unnecessary suffering.
Life is hard enough. There is no valor in unnecessary suffering.
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Real talk, I highly suspect the same subterfuge that broke Twitter--dozens of bots mimicking revolutionary language as cover for disinfo & consensus-faking--is slowly happening here now too, which makes me wary of any account that only has some variant of 'resister' in its bio. Sorry, not sorry.
November 27, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Real talk, I highly suspect the same subterfuge that broke Twitter--dozens of bots mimicking revolutionary language as cover for disinfo & consensus-faking--is slowly happening here now too, which makes me wary of any account that only has some variant of 'resister' in its bio. Sorry, not sorry.
A picture on your phone that isn't a selfie but has your energy
November 27, 2024 at 1:44 AM
A picture on your phone that isn't a selfie but has your energy
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the reason this guy runs the internet is basically nobody else is even capable of doing "your shoes were so fugly I called the FBI" and have it be a factual statement
November 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
the reason this guy runs the internet is basically nobody else is even capable of doing "your shoes were so fugly I called the FBI" and have it be a factual statement
In hindsight, trying to take a pictire of snow in your hair just makes you look like someone who's really proud of their dandruff.
But SNOW! 😍❄️
But SNOW! 😍❄️
November 22, 2024 at 3:54 PM
In hindsight, trying to take a pictire of snow in your hair just makes you look like someone who's really proud of their dandruff.
But SNOW! 😍❄️
But SNOW! 😍❄️
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BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!
The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope
November 22, 2024 at 7:38 AM
BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!
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more users are joining
and the hog grows longer
and the hog grows longer
November 21, 2024 at 12:51 PM
more users are joining
and the hog grows longer
and the hog grows longer
Had a good time sharing @ashcheshire.bsky.social 's game Unfamiliar with some dance friends recently. Directly led to me buying one of them her first tarot deck!
November 21, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Had a good time sharing @ashcheshire.bsky.social 's game Unfamiliar with some dance friends recently. Directly led to me buying one of them her first tarot deck!
Introduce yourself with your top 5 #TTRPG picks.
1. Monster Hearts
2. shock: social science fiction
3. Fiasco
4. For the Queen
5. Our Traveling Home
1. Monster Hearts
2. shock: social science fiction
3. Fiasco
4. For the Queen
5. Our Traveling Home
November 21, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Introduce yourself with your top 5 #TTRPG picks.
1. Monster Hearts
2. shock: social science fiction
3. Fiasco
4. For the Queen
5. Our Traveling Home
1. Monster Hearts
2. shock: social science fiction
3. Fiasco
4. For the Queen
5. Our Traveling Home
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politics aside, i wish i could contort my body to slither under doors like my pet ferret from my youth
November 20, 2024 at 1:54 AM
politics aside, i wish i could contort my body to slither under doors like my pet ferret from my youth