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Demetrius Locktay
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youtube.com/watch?v=4S9g... threw this together because I miss Tenacious D
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February 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Chiefs lookin kinda cooked rn
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
RFK Jr. getting cooked rn 😂😂😂
January 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I was wrong
Pittsburgh is cooked
January 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Found it. So this $17 million reduction is a complete fabrication. In truth, FD was budgeted at least $35 million MORE in 24/25 than 23/24.

That’s BEFORE noting the decrease in operational was largely for one-offs and not including big 4-year salary increase which was planned.
January 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Game time.
I think the Steelers might take it
January 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I do feel like we forget that a mere 100 years ago 20% of children in America just fucking died.
January 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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thank goodness the president-elect clarified we wouldn't use military force against Canada and we'd only use it against Greenland and Panama, thought things were getting crazy for a minute there
January 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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This aged rather poorly.
January 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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“Cooking with fresh groceries is cheap” uhhh do you have any idea how much it costs to get four ubers to bring me four tomatoes? And that’s only one ingredient
January 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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In 1979, Jimmy Carter installed solar panels on the White House. In 1986, Ronald Reagan tore them down along w/Carter’s clean energy funding.

This sums up the difference between the two men & political parties. Investing in solutions for the future vs canceling progress to score political points.
January 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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If you order DoorDash or UberEats more than twice a month, you are not living “paycheck to paycheck.”
January 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Why do my cats pose for photographs like they’re 18th-century aristocracy?
January 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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There are different ways to be rich. I prefer Bob's way.
December 21, 2024 at 7:45 AM
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When the senate starts to try to confirm these cabinet nominations and democratic senators are asking them questions-----Every one of them needs to be asked "Who won the 2020 Presidential election". Watch them all squirm to try not to offend their Dear Leader.
November 24, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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BREAKING: President Jimmy Carter dies at the age of 100
December 29, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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here’s your reminder to cancel all the subscriptions you aren’t using anymore.
December 22, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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Whenever a videogame has an in-universe explanation for why your character respawns it’s always incredibly stupid and also works every single time on me
December 11, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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You guys know that Light was supposed to be the bad guy in Death Note, right?
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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A Wisconsin man who faked his own drowning and left his wife and three children to go to Eastern Europe is in police custody, online records show.
Wisconsin kayaker who faked his death and fled to Eastern Europe is in custody, online records show | CNN
A Wisconsin man who faked his own drowning and left his wife and three children to go to Eastern Europe is in police custody, online records show.
www.cnn.com
December 11, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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we're cooked
December 10, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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I've given away more copies of my book on Bluesky than anywhere else. I just like the people better.
December 11, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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