David Watts
@djwatts.bsky.social
Neither pure nor noble. Don't be like me. Also, never met the queen.
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He’s either a shit businessman who spends £millions on nothing or Farage is lying.
So hard to know isn’t it.
So hard to know isn’t it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
He’s either a shit businessman who spends £millions on nothing or Farage is lying.
So hard to know isn’t it.
So hard to know isn’t it.
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Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
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Alexa, what does Hell look like?
September 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Alexa, what does Hell look like?
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We have some fitting art here.
September 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We have some fitting art here.
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What utter dickheads we are…
Rayner fought for workers: sick pay, maternity rights, protection from unfair dismissal
Farage and his MPs voted it down
Rayner gets binned over £40k in stamp duty
Farage dodges £44k, shrugs & strolls on
The mega wealthy win again.
Rayner fought for workers: sick pay, maternity rights, protection from unfair dismissal
Farage and his MPs voted it down
Rayner gets binned over £40k in stamp duty
Farage dodges £44k, shrugs & strolls on
The mega wealthy win again.
September 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
What utter dickheads we are…
Rayner fought for workers: sick pay, maternity rights, protection from unfair dismissal
Farage and his MPs voted it down
Rayner gets binned over £40k in stamp duty
Farage dodges £44k, shrugs & strolls on
The mega wealthy win again.
Rayner fought for workers: sick pay, maternity rights, protection from unfair dismissal
Farage and his MPs voted it down
Rayner gets binned over £40k in stamp duty
Farage dodges £44k, shrugs & strolls on
The mega wealthy win again.
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Oh no
September 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh no
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Laura Loomer, who the president has consulted for decisions on who to fire, is arguing with a chatbot
August 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Laura Loomer, who the president has consulted for decisions on who to fire, is arguing with a chatbot
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The absolute cream turnip of hypocrites.
August 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The absolute cream turnip of hypocrites.
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Gavin Newsom is so good at this 😆
August 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Gavin Newsom is so good at this 😆
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My first thought was:
Has Kemi Badenoch been speaking to the press again?
Has Kemi Badenoch been speaking to the press again?
August 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My first thought was:
Has Kemi Badenoch been speaking to the press again?
Has Kemi Badenoch been speaking to the press again?
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August 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Do your worst, Bluesky.
August 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Do your worst, Bluesky.
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Prince Andrew is 'appalled' that his name continues to be linked to Jeffrey Epstein.
Go on, appal him.
Go on, appal him.
August 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Prince Andrew is 'appalled' that his name continues to be linked to Jeffrey Epstein.
Go on, appal him.
Go on, appal him.
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Well. This ought to put the issue to bed.
Like Tubbs volunteering "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!", just as a police officer is about to leave the Local Shop.
Like Tubbs volunteering "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!", just as a police officer is about to leave the Local Shop.
June 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Well. This ought to put the issue to bed.
Like Tubbs volunteering "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!", just as a police officer is about to leave the Local Shop.
Like Tubbs volunteering "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!", just as a police officer is about to leave the Local Shop.
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Asking seriously — how does @theonion.com keep up at this point?
May 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Asking seriously — how does @theonion.com keep up at this point?
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Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican
April 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican
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Maddow: 88% of the country says no, no, he cannot defy a supreme court ruling. Only 9% say yes he can. And you know, it's not the same thing. But I should mention that 9% is also the proportion of Americans who told yougov this week that they have a favorable view of the black plague
April 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Maddow: 88% of the country says no, no, he cannot defy a supreme court ruling. Only 9% say yes he can. And you know, it's not the same thing. But I should mention that 9% is also the proportion of Americans who told yougov this week that they have a favorable view of the black plague
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If you know, you know
April 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If you know, you know
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In fairness, China's pronouncers of state propaganda have a much better game then America's.
April 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
In fairness, China's pronouncers of state propaganda have a much better game then America's.
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#TrumpTariffs
The tariff list continues:
Heaven 25%
Disneyland 10%
The Lost City of Atlantis 25%
Narnia 35%
Hogwarts 10%
Oz 15%
Enid Blyton’s Toytown 10%
Middle-Earth 30%
Jurassic Park 12%
Utopia 15%
Kanye West 25%
Kanye East 15%
Nipple 10%
Paris Hilton 30%
Rod Hull 10%.
The tariff list continues:
Heaven 25%
Disneyland 10%
The Lost City of Atlantis 25%
Narnia 35%
Hogwarts 10%
Oz 15%
Enid Blyton’s Toytown 10%
Middle-Earth 30%
Jurassic Park 12%
Utopia 15%
Kanye West 25%
Kanye East 15%
Nipple 10%
Paris Hilton 30%
Rod Hull 10%.
April 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
#TrumpTariffs
The tariff list continues:
Heaven 25%
Disneyland 10%
The Lost City of Atlantis 25%
Narnia 35%
Hogwarts 10%
Oz 15%
Enid Blyton’s Toytown 10%
Middle-Earth 30%
Jurassic Park 12%
Utopia 15%
Kanye West 25%
Kanye East 15%
Nipple 10%
Paris Hilton 30%
Rod Hull 10%.
The tariff list continues:
Heaven 25%
Disneyland 10%
The Lost City of Atlantis 25%
Narnia 35%
Hogwarts 10%
Oz 15%
Enid Blyton’s Toytown 10%
Middle-Earth 30%
Jurassic Park 12%
Utopia 15%
Kanye West 25%
Kanye East 15%
Nipple 10%
Paris Hilton 30%
Rod Hull 10%.
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This is absolutely hilarious.
Russell Brand shares fake redacted file claiming that Penelope Keith shot JFK.
Clearly didn't read it.
Mind you, it's no madder than some of the other theories.
Russell Brand shares fake redacted file claiming that Penelope Keith shot JFK.
Clearly didn't read it.
Mind you, it's no madder than some of the other theories.
March 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
This is absolutely hilarious.
Russell Brand shares fake redacted file claiming that Penelope Keith shot JFK.
Clearly didn't read it.
Mind you, it's no madder than some of the other theories.
Russell Brand shares fake redacted file claiming that Penelope Keith shot JFK.
Clearly didn't read it.
Mind you, it's no madder than some of the other theories.