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Wife: WTF is this pile of clothes on the floor?
Me: I struck down a Jedi
Wife: God, I hate you
Me: Yes, Use the hate Luke, use the hate
She said, Are you talking Chinese?.
I said, No, did it sound Chinese?.
She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.