djosborne
@djosborne.bsky.social
reading is undefeated when words are the vibe
March 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
reading is undefeated when words are the vibe
March 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
In my infant’s face huffing formula burp stench like a long haul truck driver using smelling salts to stay awake
March 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
In my infant’s face huffing formula burp stench like a long haul truck driver using smelling salts to stay awake
please retire your license if you can’t drive without holding your face in such horrified manner thank you
February 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
please retire your license if you can’t drive without holding your face in such horrified manner thank you
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Yeah I found you in a starter pack,
November 26, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Yeah I found you in a starter pack,
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Oligarchs know they can flatter and bribe this president. They aren’t even trying to hide it anymore.
December 13, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Oligarchs know they can flatter and bribe this president. They aren’t even trying to hide it anymore.
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no one ever seems to highlight the single best feature of this app, the one that hands down holds this place miles above every alternative: no fucking advertisements, none, zero, not every 3 posts, not every 3000 posts, no brand activity at all!! where else besides wikipedia has that kind of freedom
November 19, 2024 at 5:06 AM
no one ever seems to highlight the single best feature of this app, the one that hands down holds this place miles above every alternative: no fucking advertisements, none, zero, not every 3 posts, not every 3000 posts, no brand activity at all!! where else besides wikipedia has that kind of freedom
Never spent too much time on Twitter or Bluesky but I’ve decided to patronize this app to do my part in bolstering its user base against Twitter’s.
October 17, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Never spent too much time on Twitter or Bluesky but I’ve decided to patronize this app to do my part in bolstering its user base against Twitter’s.
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Our dog Tater Tot regularly gets scared of his own farts, which we've taken to referring to as him having "ghosts in his butt."
April 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Our dog Tater Tot regularly gets scared of his own farts, which we've taken to referring to as him having "ghosts in his butt."
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SHARE IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
April 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
SHARE IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
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sometimes I just gotta *the scat part from zuit suit riot*, ya know?
August 16, 2023 at 4:49 PM
sometimes I just gotta *the scat part from zuit suit riot*, ya know?
do you have different passwords for all of your accounts or are you a little bit naughty?
August 13, 2023 at 9:54 PM
do you have different passwords for all of your accounts or are you a little bit naughty?
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Twitter isn’t a place, it’s a people
July 27, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Twitter isn’t a place, it’s a people
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 4, 2023 at 6:46 PM
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we dilly dally on blue sky
July 4, 2023 at 1:55 PM
we dilly dally on blue sky
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