Gul Du Chat
@djlynch.bsky.social
Texan. Educator. Crazy cat bear. 🐻🏳️🌈
When got here, I had no plans to climb these stairs, but now it’s all I can think about.
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When got here, I had no plans to climb these stairs, but now it’s all I can think about.
Anyone else noticing an uptick in followers which are obviously not actual humans? Always the same pattern. The only post is a picture of a young, attractive woman, no display name, no profile bio. I've gotten three of these in the last 24 hours.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Anyone else noticing an uptick in followers which are obviously not actual humans? Always the same pattern. The only post is a picture of a young, attractive woman, no display name, no profile bio. I've gotten three of these in the last 24 hours.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
I hope this is a reference to a museum or memorial nearby and not a review of what it’s like to park there
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I hope this is a reference to a museum or memorial nearby and not a review of what it’s like to park there
My hotel room thermostat won’t go below 68°F (20°C). What kind of bullshit is that? I’m not even running the air conditioning, just trying to set the heat to come on at a lower temperature.
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
My hotel room thermostat won’t go below 68°F (20°C). What kind of bullshit is that? I’m not even running the air conditioning, just trying to set the heat to come on at a lower temperature.
There’s a first for everything (that’s 100 bald eagles, so 45 kg for you metric users)
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There’s a first for everything (that’s 100 bald eagles, so 45 kg for you metric users)
Reposted by Gul Du Chat
Google: Evil is all we do now.
Google has been giving free advertising to anti-abortion groups targeting pregnant women in Scotland and across the UK, the Sunday National can reveal
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Google: Evil is all we do now.
Sometimes, revenge is a dish best served cold. Sometimes, revenge involves doing very hot things in a bathroom stall with the attractive guy who the person who wronged you was trying to get for himself.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Sometimes, revenge is a dish best served cold. Sometimes, revenge involves doing very hot things in a bathroom stall with the attractive guy who the person who wronged you was trying to get for himself.
Today, I had the very Texan experiences of wearing shorts while putting up Christmas lights and making sure I got the Christmas lights up today because it’s going to be miserably cold tomorrow.
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Today, I had the very Texan experiences of wearing shorts while putting up Christmas lights and making sure I got the Christmas lights up today because it’s going to be miserably cold tomorrow.
Things I have posted on BlueSky that correlate with dates when someone blocked me:
- Restaurants stop serving breakfast too early in the day
- My jeans are tight around the legs but loose around the waist
- A chest-up shirtless photo in the rain
- Absolutely nothing (for two weeks before)
Hilarious
- Restaurants stop serving breakfast too early in the day
- My jeans are tight around the legs but loose around the waist
- A chest-up shirtless photo in the rain
- Absolutely nothing (for two weeks before)
Hilarious
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Things I have posted on BlueSky that correlate with dates when someone blocked me:
- Restaurants stop serving breakfast too early in the day
- My jeans are tight around the legs but loose around the waist
- A chest-up shirtless photo in the rain
- Absolutely nothing (for two weeks before)
Hilarious
- Restaurants stop serving breakfast too early in the day
- My jeans are tight around the legs but loose around the waist
- A chest-up shirtless photo in the rain
- Absolutely nothing (for two weeks before)
Hilarious
My suggestion: Elphabottom
i dont even have a funny caption i just wanted to share this with the group
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My suggestion: Elphabottom
Based on actual events this afternoon
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Based on actual events this afternoon
If big tech wants me to buy new devices more frequently, they’re going to have to start putting out significant new functionality on a regular basis. Give me something that makes the cost of early replacement worthwhile, not just a minor improvement over last year’s model.
This will never be me - I bought an M4 Mac Air just before my book tour - but I think the premise of "device hoarding" here is ridiculous. With every major purchase, buy as well as you can and then use that thing until you can't use it any more. That's just sensible.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
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Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If big tech wants me to buy new devices more frequently, they’re going to have to start putting out significant new functionality on a regular basis. Give me something that makes the cost of early replacement worthwhile, not just a minor improvement over last year’s model.
Why you don’t wear long sleeves to the club. I had been at this table for 2 1/2 hours and I have no idea what this liquid was or how it got onto the table.
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Why you don’t wear long sleeves to the club. I had been at this table for 2 1/2 hours and I have no idea what this liquid was or how it got onto the table.
Don’t forget to plan ahead for it. I paid for that after Obergefell came down by picking up the first random gay man who expressed an interest and ending up having some horribly mediocre sex. I’m not making that mistake again and am already trying to find my celebratory hookup.
Maybe it will happen today. If not today, perhaps tomorrow.
...but it's coming, and sooner than any of us are willing to entertain.
It's going to happen, and we can't even imagine what the global celebration is going to be like.
Oh, I will be so happy.
...but it's coming, and sooner than any of us are willing to entertain.
It's going to happen, and we can't even imagine what the global celebration is going to be like.
Oh, I will be so happy.
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Don’t forget to plan ahead for it. I paid for that after Obergefell came down by picking up the first random gay man who expressed an interest and ending up having some horribly mediocre sex. I’m not making that mistake again and am already trying to find my celebratory hookup.
Some nights, the most surprising fact you hear at trivia night is that the twinkiest, quietest member of your group is an exclusive top.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Some nights, the most surprising fact you hear at trivia night is that the twinkiest, quietest member of your group is an exclusive top.
Passed this totally legitimate business on the way home from work
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Passed this totally legitimate business on the way home from work
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I was going to be good today and work out after my friends’ rugby game but then there were shirtless rugby boys and offers of cheese and tequila and I’m only human…
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I was going to be good today and work out after my friends’ rugby game but then there were shirtless rugby boys and offers of cheese and tequila and I’m only human…
There are seven elder millennial homosexuals on this trivia team who can’t remember for certain the name of the Britney Spears album that was released in 2000. I assume we will be asked to surrender our gay cards after this.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
There are seven elder millennial homosexuals on this trivia team who can’t remember for certain the name of the Britney Spears album that was released in 2000. I assume we will be asked to surrender our gay cards after this.
Caught the #aurora borealis a couple miles outside of Dripping Springs, Texas this evening. To my eyes, the colors were less vivid, but there was more detail in the individual pillars of light.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Caught the #aurora borealis a couple miles outside of Dripping Springs, Texas this evening. To my eyes, the colors were less vivid, but there was more detail in the individual pillars of light.
Lest anyone doubt my commitment to homosexuality, I fucked up my back at the gym this afternoon and I’m still at the club dancing in just a jockstrap.
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Lest anyone doubt my commitment to homosexuality, I fucked up my back at the gym this afternoon and I’m still at the club dancing in just a jockstrap.
I’m having a two-shot tiramisu latte at 10 PM. This should be interesting.
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m having a two-shot tiramisu latte at 10 PM. This should be interesting.
Taking a quick nap after work…
On Daylight Saving Time: lay down, close eyes, wake up refreshed
On Standard Time: spend 15 minutes getting the temperature, clothing, lights, and covers just right so my body doesn’t mistake it for bedtime, then wake up groggy anyway
On Daylight Saving Time: lay down, close eyes, wake up refreshed
On Standard Time: spend 15 minutes getting the temperature, clothing, lights, and covers just right so my body doesn’t mistake it for bedtime, then wake up groggy anyway
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Taking a quick nap after work…
On Daylight Saving Time: lay down, close eyes, wake up refreshed
On Standard Time: spend 15 minutes getting the temperature, clothing, lights, and covers just right so my body doesn’t mistake it for bedtime, then wake up groggy anyway
On Daylight Saving Time: lay down, close eyes, wake up refreshed
On Standard Time: spend 15 minutes getting the temperature, clothing, lights, and covers just right so my body doesn’t mistake it for bedtime, then wake up groggy anyway
Check out my big hawk. Yes, “hawk” with an H.
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Check out my big hawk. Yes, “hawk” with an H.