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Texan. Educator. Crazy cat bear. 🐻🏳️🌈
When got here, I had no plans to climb these stairs, but now it’s all I can think about.
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When got here, I had no plans to climb these stairs, but now it’s all I can think about.
I hope this is a reference to a museum or memorial nearby and not a review of what it’s like to park there
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I hope this is a reference to a museum or memorial nearby and not a review of what it’s like to park there
There’s a first for everything (that’s 100 bald eagles, so 45 kg for you metric users)
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There’s a first for everything (that’s 100 bald eagles, so 45 kg for you metric users)
Today, I had the very Texan experiences of wearing shorts while putting up Christmas lights and making sure I got the Christmas lights up today because it’s going to be miserably cold tomorrow.
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Today, I had the very Texan experiences of wearing shorts while putting up Christmas lights and making sure I got the Christmas lights up today because it’s going to be miserably cold tomorrow.
Based on actual events this afternoon
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Based on actual events this afternoon
Why you don’t wear long sleeves to the club. I had been at this table for 2 1/2 hours and I have no idea what this liquid was or how it got onto the table.
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Why you don’t wear long sleeves to the club. I had been at this table for 2 1/2 hours and I have no idea what this liquid was or how it got onto the table.
Passed this totally legitimate business on the way home from work
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Passed this totally legitimate business on the way home from work
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Caught the #aurora borealis a couple miles outside of Dripping Springs, Texas this evening. To my eyes, the colors were less vivid, but there was more detail in the individual pillars of light.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Caught the #aurora borealis a couple miles outside of Dripping Springs, Texas this evening. To my eyes, the colors were less vivid, but there was more detail in the individual pillars of light.
Check out my big hawk. Yes, “hawk” with an H.
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Check out my big hawk. Yes, “hawk” with an H.
Me, standing up from the couch without having fully decided what my next step is:
Where am I going?
What am I doing?
Who am I?
How did I get here?
Where does that highway go to?
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!
My god, what have I done?
Where am I going?
What am I doing?
Who am I?
How did I get here?
Where does that highway go to?
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!
My god, what have I done?
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Me, standing up from the couch without having fully decided what my next step is:
Where am I going?
What am I doing?
Who am I?
How did I get here?
Where does that highway go to?
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!
My god, what have I done?
Where am I going?
What am I doing?
Who am I?
How did I get here?
Where does that highway go to?
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!
My god, what have I done?
My response is basically this meme, but for voting
October 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My response is basically this meme, but for voting
I made myself follow through with “I’ll eat dinner a little early and then go to the gym” tonight and I’m proud of myself.
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I made myself follow through with “I’ll eat dinner a little early and then go to the gym” tonight and I’m proud of myself.
Save me from straight women who think that being in a gay bar on jockstrap night means that they don’t have to ask consent. They’re worse than the men.
But at least my bejockstrapped ass is the first thing you see as you walk in the door.
But at least my bejockstrapped ass is the first thing you see as you walk in the door.
September 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Save me from straight women who think that being in a gay bar on jockstrap night means that they don’t have to ask consent. They’re worse than the men.
But at least my bejockstrapped ass is the first thing you see as you walk in the door.
But at least my bejockstrapped ass is the first thing you see as you walk in the door.
Dinner on the way to the club. Tell me I’m not bottoming tonight without telling me I’m not bottoming tonight.
August 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dinner on the way to the club. Tell me I’m not bottoming tonight without telling me I’m not bottoming tonight.
Spotify doesn't do much better when it comes to slotting their name into standard templates
July 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Spotify doesn't do much better when it comes to slotting their name into standard templates
Felt swole. Might delete later.
June 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Felt swole. Might delete later.
An important announcement from the National Weather Service
June 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
An important announcement from the National Weather Service
And while I’m sharing cats who are allies, my late Newman was one as well.
June 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
And while I’m sharing cats who are allies, my late Newman was one as well.
This beats my awkward time at Hooters. One of the members of my friend group from high school was killed in a car accident between home and college. After the funeral, we went to Hooters because someone said it was his favorite restaurant. The server had no idea how to react when we told her.
February 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This beats my awkward time at Hooters. One of the members of my friend group from high school was killed in a car accident between home and college. After the funeral, we went to Hooters because someone said it was his favorite restaurant. The server had no idea how to react when we told her.
Stereotypical Texan problems: it’s Frito pie weather, but everyone else has the same idea so H-E-B is almost sold out
January 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Stereotypical Texan problems: it’s Frito pie weather, but everyone else has the same idea so H-E-B is almost sold out
Similarly, although this doesn't show off how glorious his chest was.
January 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Similarly, although this doesn't show off how glorious his chest was.
When it’s 81°F/27°C on December 28, it’s what the Scots call “taps aff weather”
December 28, 2024 at 9:48 PM
When it’s 81°F/27°C on December 28, it’s what the Scots call “taps aff weather”